Ollie quotes from Holby City

I should have checked that she wasn’t pregnant.

Yeah, you should have checked. Also, I should be nicer to my mother, and Sasha Levy should lose 10 pounds, and Michael Spence should stop dressing like a cheap pimp from Pechersk.

Tara Lo

Darwin Central! All change!

Come on, put your back into it, woman - ONWARDS!

Tara

Ooh, you're really heavy! You've put on weight, Ollie.

I am moderately underweight, I'm afraid...

Tara

You're rotund.

ONWARDS!

There's a conference of statisticians at the hotel.

What are the chances?

This was the joke I made!

Tara

[putting on her gown] Is my bum showing?

Splendidly!

Tara

Ollie, I have to work with these people!

Do you think even vaguely that airway care could be compromised by a combination of a common cold, mild asthma and Sufentanil?

Henrik

Who's saying this?

Her mother; she pieced it together off the internet.

Henrik

Oh, I went on the internet once; I discovered I had hepatitis and dengue fever.

Thank you.

[to Tara during surgery] How do you feel?

Tara

Sick!

Well you won't be; they've given you an anti-emetic.

Hello. What's my name?

Tara

Roxana.

And what's his name?

Tara

Bumhead!

Tara

[sedated] Am I being funny?

You're being very funny.

Tara

So we agree, I am the funny one?

You're the funny one when you're on a massive dose of relaxants, yes.

Tara

[laughing] I feel good! [singing] I feel good - derderderderderderder - I knew that I would - derderderderderderder - I feeeel good - derderderderderderder - I knew that I would - derderderderderderder -

[singing] So good -

Tara

Er-er -

[singing] So good -

Tara

Er -

[singing] I got you - bah bah bah bah baaaah...

Does this happen often?

Could you write something, please?

Tara

Oh here we go - Saturday School! [Lin holds up pad with a Chinese character drawn on it] I don't know, I'm rusty.

You know this. [Tara looks confused]

It's fine; it's a lot to take in.

Tara

I don't remember.

It's OK; don't panic.

Tara

What's that smell?

What smell?

Tara

Like - pencil? Strawberries...

[to Lin] Don't worry, this has happened before.

OK, possibly complex partial seizure. Can happen in the mapping procedure. Let's anaesthetize her please.

She had a strawberry pencil - from my parents.

Tara

[looking at the pad again] It says love! Love...

Jac

What are you doing sneaking about?

I could ask you the same question.

Jac

It's my office.

Why are you in the dark? Is that a muffin?

Jac

My precious!

What's going on with you? You've been acting weird for weeks.

Jac

At leas I'm not having a complete nervous breakdown.

Neither am I! [Jac gives him a look] Any more!