Sam Strachan quotes from Holby City

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[Discussing Joseph's questioning by the police.]

Sam

Come on Faye, dish the dirt…

Faye

What about?

Sam

Squeaky clean Joseph Byrne being beaten with rubber hoses as we speak!

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[Connie is heavily pregnant, but she is adamant that she will be the one to perform life-saving surgery on Lola.]

Sam

You're here to observe, Mrs Beauchamp, until Mr Hope arrives.

Ridiculous rule! My pregnancy wasn't a problem yesterday. Today I'm deemed unfit!

GGreene

But you can't get close enough to the patient in your condition, Mrs Beauchamp. The Trust is thinking of you and Dr. Griffin.

A large stomach doesn't seem to hamper Mr. Hope!

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Are you disputing my diagnosis Mr Strachan?

Sam

Of course not.

Because in my humble, professional opinion, that's a dead body.

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[Elderly relative has just died.]

R1Relative 1

You mean she's dead?

Faye

We had to move the body but you can see her when you're ready.

R1Relative 1

Yes

R2Relative 2

Don't.

R1Relative 1

Yes...Yes...

R2Relative 2

Stop it!

R1Relative 1

Oh come on Lorna, don't pretend you aren't relieved.

R2Relative 2

Not here.

R1Relative 1

Why not? What's she gonna do? The old bat has finally pegged it. YES!

R2Relative 2

[To Faye and Sam] You must think we're evil...

R1Relative 1

Well I don't know about you, but I'm cracking open the champagne.

R1Relative 1

Sorry...

Sam

No...uh...it's OK.

R1Relative 1

Ding dong the witch is dead!

R1Relative 1

Darren!...shhh...

Faye

Somehow I don't think they'll be pushing for a malpractice suit!

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Sam

So, you've knocked Faye up you dirty old dog.

Joseph

What? No no...it's a patient.

Sam

Come off it Joey boy.

Joseph

Alright it's Faye.

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Ric

You get into bed with Connie Beauchamp, you pay the price. Look at Sam.

Michael

Yeah but you and me ain't as dumb as Sam. Look all I'm saying is lets just do this one op with her, I'm not getting naked with her.

Who's getting naked with who?

Ric

Donna, we're changing.

I'm a nurse. Look, Sam, I need to find Mr Byrne urgently.

Sam

Have you tried Darwin...where he works?

Michael

Can we do anything to help?

No, you guys are my butlers, he said he'd be my auctioneer only now he's vanished.

Sam

I...don't think I agreed to be your butler.

Ric

I definitely didn't.

Well you guys got the email right?

Michael

What did I forget to RSVP?