Donna Jackson quotes from Holby City

Donna

I don't know what's more shocking: the kidney or the fact that Jac was actually born, not just carved out of an iceberg.

Her husband's just been made chairman of the board.

Donna

Husband? I thought they just plugged her into the mains at the end of each day.

Kyla

You haven't got a twelve year old to look after twenty-four seven.

Donna

No, I'm not that stupid, am I?

I just love men with muscles and a six-pack.

Donna

I just love men, me.

That's what I meant really. I just pretend to be discerning.

I keep seeing dead people.

Donna

Is that people you know or just general dead people?

Mark

You never know what's round the corner.

Donna

Yeah, like a whacking great train.

Abra

What d'you suppose it is?

Donna

It's obvious, isn't it? It's an escargot.

The artist calls it "The Circle of Life". Made entirely of recycled materials. Appropriate, don't you think?

Come now, Doctor Griffin. It's well documented that art plays a crucial role in keeping patients calmer and more relaxed.

Lola

If I'd have known that, I'd have given out easels instead of drugs.

Donna

Still looks like a bloody snail to me.

Lola

I don't know about you, but I'd never trust a man who deals in scrap metal.

Ric

You get into bed with Connie Beauchamp, you pay the price. Look at Sam.

Michael

Yeah but you and me ain't as dumb as Sam. Look all I'm saying is lets just do this one op with her, I'm not getting naked with her.

Donna

Who's getting naked with who?

Ric

Donna, we're changing.

Donna

I'm a nurse. Look, Sam, I need to find Mr Byrne urgently.

Sam

Have you tried Darwin...where he works?

Michael

Can we do anything to help?

Donna

No, you guys are my butlers, he said he'd be my auctioneer only now he's vanished.

Sam

I...don't think I agreed to be your butler.

Ric

I definitely didn't.

Donna

Well you guys got the email right?

Michael

What did I forget to RSVP?

Donna

You've got nothing to worry about. He might look like a Womble, but he's the best there is. He's healed more people than...

Jesus?

Donna

He's a close second.

What is it they say about books and their covers?

Donna

If it looks as dull as crap, then it probably is.

Thought you were on Kellar?

Donna

I am, but I’m on a break, so I’ve got nothing better to do.

Bit of drama? Are you drawn to it? Or is it a recce so you can go and report back to the other nurses?

Donna

What is it with you? I come here, I try and be friendly. I show a bit of concern...

Right, well, if you’re looking for sympathy you’ve come to the wrong place.

Donna

No, I was just looking out for you.

Jac

I bet you think it's really funny making me out to be an imbecile in front of Jayne Grayson.

Donna

Oh I think you did that all by yourself.

Jac

You set me up.

Donna

Yeah? Well what about the mysterious disappearing CT scan, not to mention the dead battery in Mike's bleeper.

Jac

Oh so it's Mike now.

Donna

Yeah, he's a mate of mine. Do you know what they are?

Jac

Very disappointed in you Donna(turns around and starts to walk off)

Joseph

Ah Miss Naylor, and how was your day?

Jac

Get stuffed.

[smirking] We've got some really good comments.

Donna

"I never knew you could get free condoms here. Now I won't have to re-use my old ones." How gross is that?