Kevin Cottle quotes from Hell's Kitchen

(interview) (after escaping elimination) We don't want Suzanne (moved to blue team), we don't want her all. But it doesn't matter what jacket Suzanne has all on me. She's going to go home just like anybody else. I will be the last man standing.

(to Van) Don't run in the restaurant, please?

(interview) Jean-Philippe better stop trying to tell me what to do. I know that.

I'm going to explode. I'm going to explode, my friend! Listen to me!

(interview) WHOA, WHOA! JP! He's about to like pound him down. DAMN!

(to Van and even turns red) Listen! Listen! LISTEN TO ME!

(interview) I cannot believe I'm seeing this.

Listen to me!

(interview) He's going to fucking hit him.

(to Van) We have a problem here!

(interview) Hit him!

(to Jean-Philippe) Don't touch me, bro! You better get out of my face! (JP pushes Van)

OI! Hey, stop! Hey both of you, come here! (referring Van) Bozo, both of you, come here! NOW!

I'm going to fuck you up, bro. (interview) We're going to get it down and it's going to be a first round knockout.

What's is going on?

(referring Van) He's got no respect, Chef.

DON'T SHOUT! [shouting] WE'RE IN FRONT OF THE CUSTOMERS NOW!

I'm sorry, Chef.

He's not respecting his dining room, Chef.

(interview) Bitch, shut the fuck up. He thinks he's some kind of boss man around here and he ain't nothing.

(to Van) Calm down, listen to him. (to Jean-Philippe) And you, pay a little bit to respect. [points to Van] And if you do your job, [points to Jean-Philippe] And if you do your job, we'll come together. 'Cause right now, you're turning the whole place upside down, are you going to do it?

(referring Van) If he listens to me.

(to Jean-Philippe) ARE YOU GOING TO DO IT?

Yes, I will if he listens to me.

(to Van) ARE YOU GOING TO DO IT?

Yes, chef.

Last chance.

[Letting Van out of the pantry first] Ladies first.

On order: Four New York strip; two medium well, two well done.

Yes, Chef!

Let's go!

Hey, Jim, make sure you're keeping a count on your steaks; it's a lot more popular than we thought it was gonna be.

Yes, Chef!

(reading the next order) After that, five New York strip; one rare, hey! Four normal!

(interview) As soon as the first four steaks came in and then another five behind that, I went: "So this is the game we're playing tonight. It's Steak-O-Rama here in Hell's Kitchen."

(to Jim) So, I'm gonna try to be your backup here. (interview) All the tickets are coming in, and Jim's getting just... bombed. I'm a little worried right now. But I will bail him out because I'm the fucking man.

Hey, five New York strip, how long? (Jim doesn't respond) Jim doesn't even answer me! Who's counting it down, Jim?!

Five minutes, Chef! Five minutes!

Jim! (Jim finally acknowledges Gordon) Have you switched off?

No, I have not switched off!

So what's going next?!

Right now is... one rare, four mid...

Hey, Van! VAN! No no no, stop stop stop, you'll burn someone... (grabs Van's smoking pan and takes it over to the sink)

(to Kevin) What is it? Tell me, quick, while he's not looking!

Four mid-rare, one rare. (interview) When people get all fucked up like that, it's cool, 'cause I sit back, 'cause I know I can bail them out, so it makes me look like a hero.

(returning to the pass) Kevin!

Yes, Chef!

Can you tell Jim what's going next?

I just did, Chef!

Thank you very much!

(interview) This is fun!

Stop.

(to Kevin in the dining room) Kevin! Now.

(interview) Oh, shit. Here we go.

Urgently, Kevin. Let's go. (Kevin enters the kitchen) I've never done that. No-one's ever pushed me that far to fucking just disappear in my own fucking restaurant. Nobody. (to Van, Ariel and Suzanne) You, you, you. Fuck off, will you, yeah? Get out of here. Just get out. All of you.