[during preparations]
What else do we have to do?
AH! (cuts his finger when slicing a potato) Fuck me! FUCK!
Umm, it's just a cut, second on the middle thumb, middle finger. It's getting in the fingers too. (reveals that the tips of 3 of his fingers are almost cut off completely, and a dissonant chord plays)
(interview) Andy, like, the tips of his fingers were literally taken off. It was so deep and so horrible.
MCMedical crew
(Dispatching to the paramedics) I have Andy. He needs to go to the clinic and needs stitches on its all three fingers.
[In the Blue Kitchen, Andy has fallen behind on appetizers, and Dave volunteers to pick up the slack.]
I need double risotto made while I make a crepe.
(working on his meat entrées) I can work your risotto; give me one minute.
Get over here one second; I'm ready to go.
You got two risotto here?
(works on the risottos) I got it. (interview) I said I was gonna help Andy all night, but, uh... I'm really getting pummeled.
[Fast-paced music begins to play]
[Dave switches back-and-forth between his risotto and lamb; blowing out a small fire in his lamb pan]
Let's go! Risotto, please!
Yes, Chef! (runs back-and-forth between all his dishes)
(interview) Dave's running around in the kitchen all crazy, slidin' around. Dave's got one arm, but that boy can cook!
Coming up right up to the window, Chef! (rushes the lamb and sauce to the pass, along with the tagliatelle) Tongs! Give me tongs, please! (someone hands him tongs) I got it! (rushes the tongs to the pass and puts them in the tagliatelle) Tagliatelle in the window.
(tastes the risotto) Dave! Don't take this the wrong way, but you're ten thousand times better cook with one hand!
(interview; fist-pumps) WOO!
(interview) Andy was just fucking up all night long. He's just turn into a disaster. (to Andy) Bring one crepe up, and I'll follow with another.
Andy, what aren't you doing anything?
He's (Kevin) assisting me, chef.
You're not assisting him, you're doing it! And he's standing there watching you. (to Andy) Hey, you! Hey, come here! Do me a favour: FUCK OFF! UPSTAIRS! GET OUT! PISS OFF! (to the remaining members of the Blue team) Anyone who acts like a fucking idiot can piss off! (to Van) Hello! Are you listening?
Next fucking person out! Concentrate!
[Gordon checks on lamb brought up by Suzanne]
Fuck me. (returns to the workstation) Come here, both (Sabrina Gresset and Suzanne) of you! It's requested med-rare! All of you, come here! Touch that! Yeah, touch that! Touch that - YOU (Sabrina) TOUCH IT AS WELL!! What is that?!
(interview) I overcooked liked an entire pan of lamb. Oh, it's terrible!
(slams the plates down) Medium-well? And... that's well done? (to Suzanne and Sabrina) Well-done to you! And well-done to you! I can't believe just how inconsistent you are! Do me a favour: You and you FUCK OFF UPSTAIRS! GET OUT! Both of you!
(interview) Holy shit! He's going to shut us down!
