Meghan Gill quotes from Hell's Kitchen

[after cutting into lamb prepared by Monique] It's really rare. Monique, it's really rare. Screw it, back in the oven.

That shit's not even hot! Put that in the fucking convec(tion) oven! Are you kidding me?! (interview) I open the oven, and I'm expecting, like, a facial, and it's nothing.

Our oven is not hot for some reason.

It's not on!

It is on.

The oven's off! (interview) Monique, are you fucking kidding me? Your goddamn oven is off, and you're cooking lamb. Are you like...are you high?

(to the red team) Lamb!

Chef, we're bringing it up. Pork?

Got it. You following me?

Yes. Right behind.

Right behind!

Ladies! ALL OF YOU! COME HERE!!

(interview) Fuck! Really?! Like, again?! Oh my God! This is not happening!

Raw lamb and dry pork! Like pork jerky! Look at it! RIDICULOUS!! [throws spoon up before walking out of the red kitchen] Aw, FUCK OFF.

(to the red team) Lamb!

(to Monique; as she brings the lamb to Gordon) Behind you, Mo.

I've got the lamb! Where's the pork?!

I need these two right here.

One, two, three, four, five, six chefs on meat!

Pork is fucking raw.

Is it raw? Stop! Stop! Bring me the lamb, please!

(interview) We started off strong, and then the meat station! It's like a ship out at sea, the pirates came and fucking capsized that bitch!

So you bring me the lamb and the pork's raw?! Now, I'm taking it personally! I need you to do one more thing together as a team. GET OUT! GET OUT! It's such a fucking joke! PISS OFF!

(to Red team) Hey. Hey, all of you! Come here!

Yes, chef!

Come here!

Yes, chef.

Tasting Lesson #17. Taste the sticky, over-reduced cavatelli and the bland risotto! No richness, no sumptuousness. Nothing! I have no idea what you two are doing!

(interview) I didn't fucking train for ten years to have some fucking asshole next to me not keep up with risotto.

Hey, here's what happening! It's the last table of appetizers...

Yes, chef.

...when you should be at your height! And that tastes like it's at the fucking bottom.

Yes, chef.

Yeah, disgusting. Sticky, bland...

Can you just please–

Sorry?!

[beat] I'm sorry, chef.

No, what were you gonna say?

Please let us try again.

"Let us try again?"

(interview) "Oh, please Chef Ramsay. Can you give me another chance?" Seriously?! "I'm a girl in puppy-dog eyes." That shit doesn't fucking fly. Are you kidding me?!

The last table of appetizers. "Let us try again." What do you think I want? All of you, GET OUT!

(interview) Dumbass!

FUCK OFF! And what did you say, Sarah? "Can we try one more time?!" GET OUT!

(interview) I'm so angry. I literally want to start punching bitches.

(imitates Sarah) "CAN WE TRY ONE MORE TIME?!"

Whose raw burger was that?

That was my bad. I thought it was ready. I'm not kidding, like...

Sarah, it's a rare burger!

I understand! I don't know how to cook burgers!

Oh my— (interview) A burger! Who in America does not know how to fucking cook a burger?!

Sarah, I need you to bring your confidence to the fucking party. You are a good chef! Stop fucking second-guessing yourself!

Yeah, that burger was a huge problem. But on the same token, are you fucking serious that you don't know how to cook meat?! (interview) I've been on that meat station. It's so easy! Mieka is not good, but Monique is a complete dead weight. She is just a body taking up space. (to Monique) Monique, straight up, it's your second time on meat! How many times?! Second time!

I mean, seriously!

Yeah, I fucked up in the beginning. The second batch came out, they were under, but I got my shit together.

YOU NEVER GOT YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, MONIQUE!

I did!

Oh my God!

The meat station failed.

I look like a fucking moron right now. (interview) I'm not feeling so good after that loss. I don't like to fail and I don't like to be embarrassed. (to T) T, put that on there! It's not even fucking on! GAHHH!! This is like, no way. Seriously, it's nuts. (interview) I don't like this fucking horseshit that's happening in the red kitchen right now. (to red team) Come on, guys! Let's go, or I'm gonna fucking ride your ass!

Ugh! (interview) Meghan is just annoying! Like, we're already in the shit...

Meghan, what is that look on your face about?

(interview) ...and she isn't helping! (to Meghan) What happened?

Are you kidding me?! This is fucking easy as shit! Correct?!

Meghan, stop it.

No!

It's annoying, it's stupid!

I can't do this anymore, guys. Like, seriously...

I don't know how this is gonna work!

...I'm about to, like, fucking nominate myself so I can go the fuck home so I can stop being embarrassed. I'm fucking sick of this shit!

[scoffs] Good-bye.

Guys, let's go.

So done. (interview) I am not a quitter. But at the same time, I cannot handle it if we lose another service. I'm–I'm gonna, like, go through the fucking roof.