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S14 E4

Hell's Kitchen · Season 14, Episode 4

“15 Chefs Compete” quotes from Hell's Kitchen

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“15 Chefs Compete” · Season 14, Episode 4

In this episode: Gordon (4), T (3), Alison (3), Michelle (3), Red team (1), Sous Chef Andi (1), Bret (1), Josh Trovato (1)

[Michelle brings a macaroni and cheese to Gordon, who tastes it and spits it out]

Oh my God. Fuck me. (to red team) Hey, all of you.

Yes, chef!

Come here. Yeah, HURRY UP! Taste that!

[Everyone on the red team grabs spoons to taste the mac and cheese]

Where's the spoon?

Taste that.

TT

Oh my God. It's salty.

That is disgusting!

Yes, chef.

Who made that?! Who fucking made that?!

I put the extra salt in at the end, chef. I'll fix it though!

Michelle, there are young children!

Got it, chef!

(interview) I don't mind taking control of situations, especially if I feel like I have a handle on it. I got this shit! I got this!

Two risotto!

[Bret starts pouring an old batch of risotto into the pan with the new one]

Stop. Stop! (to Bret) Come here! Bring that fucking pan and bring that pan here! All of you, come here!

Yes, chef.

That's the old risotto that's gone three, four minutes ago dumped into the fresh one.

Yes, it's both, chef.

What in the fuck are we doing?!

(interview) Now we're in trouble.

Cut the bullshit! [slams fist onto table] COME ON, GUYS!

Yes, chef!

(interview) Bret used the old risotto into the new risotto, and you never do that! You can't do that!

My fault, my fault, MY FAULT!

It's alright, man.

How dare I do that! How the fuck dare I do that!

(interview) He likes to think of himself as our quarterback, but a proper quarterback wins, you know?

(to the red team) All of you. All of you! There's the last New York strip. Look how well done it is. It's just so basic!

TT

(interview) You have an idiot and a clown on the meat station, and they're just fucking everything up.

Is anyone going to step up and say anything?! This is an embarrassment! [throws meat onto the table] Get out! GET OUT!!

Go, go!

(interview) This is a complete, epic shitshow!

[As the red team leaves the kitchen, Sous Chef Andi shows Gordon a burger that was brought back]

Is that raw?

Yeah.

[Gordon follows the red team into the hallway carrying the plate with the raw burger]

Hey, ladies! Come here! Who cooked the burger? Burger's still raw. [pause] Whilst you stare at your raw burger, and I re-fire that table myself, I suggest you come up with two nominees that you do not want on your brigade. Fuck off!

TT

(interview) There were little kids out there. It pisses me off completely! There were families out there. Families. Simply atrocious! Shame on the red team!

Whose raw burger was that?

That was my bad. I thought it was ready. I'm not kidding, like...

Sarah, it's a rare burger!

I understand! I don't know how to cook burgers!

Oh my— (interview) A burger! Who in America does not know how to fucking cook a burger?!

TT

Sarah, I need you to bring your confidence to the fucking party. You are a good chef! Stop fucking second-guessing yourself!

Yeah, that burger was a huge problem. But on the same token, are you fucking serious that you don't know how to cook meat?! (interview) I've been on that meat station. It's so easy! Mieka is not good, but Monique is a complete dead weight. She is just a body taking up space. (to Monique) Monique, straight up, it's your second time on meat! How many times?! Second time!

I mean, seriously!

Yeah, I fucked up in the beginning. The second batch came out, they were under, but I got my shit together.

TT

YOU NEVER GOT YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, MONIQUE!

I did!

TT

Oh my God!

The meat station failed.

You've heard of the saying "the Meek shall inherit the earth." Well, the Mieka shall not inherit the position as my next head chef.

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