T quotes from Hell's Kitchen

[to Monique when he is tasting her signature dish] Tell me about the marinara sauce. I want to know how you made it.

It's just from a jar.

So you didn't even make the marinara sauce?

No! (interview) I don't think there's anything wrong with canned sauce. Unless you're from fucking Italy, and you're like born as an Italian, you're not gonna be making your sauce from scratch all the time. [to Gordon] No, if you wanted it, you should've just told me! I would've did it!

Oh, I've got to tell you what I want?

Yes!

(interview) Who the fuck uses jarred tomato sauce for Chef Ramsay? Who does that?!

Mo's pasta, one out of five.

Okay, got it.

(to the red team) Lamb!

(to Monique; as she brings the lamb to Gordon) Behind you, Mo.

I've got the lamb! Where's the pork?!

I need these two right here.

One, two, three, four, five, six chefs on meat!

Pork is fucking raw.

Is it raw? Stop! Stop! Bring me the lamb, please!

(interview) We started off strong, and then the meat station! It's like a ship out at sea, the pirates came and fucking capsized that bitch!

So you bring me the lamb and the pork's raw?! Now, I'm taking it personally! I need you to do one more thing together as a team. GET OUT! GET OUT! It's such a fucking joke! PISS OFF!

Oh my God. Fuck me. (to red team) Hey, all of you.

Yes, chef!

Come here. Yeah, HURRY UP! Taste that!

Where's the spoon?

Taste that.

Oh my God. It's salty.

That is disgusting!

Yes, chef.

Who made that?! Who fucking made that?!

I put the extra salt in at the end, chef. I'll fix it though!

Michelle, there are young children!

Got it, chef!

(to the red team) All of you. All of you! There's the last New York strip. Look how well done it is. It's just so basic!

(interview) You have an idiot and a clown on the meat station, and they're just fucking everything up.

Is anyone going to step up and say anything?! This is an embarrassment! [throws meat onto the table] Get out! GET OUT!!

Go, go!

(interview) This is a complete, epic shitshow!

Is that raw?

Yeah.

Hey, ladies! Come here! Who cooked the burger? Burger's still raw. [pause] Whilst you stare at your raw burger, and I re-fire that table myself, I suggest you come up with two nominees that you do not want on your brigade. Fuck off!

(interview) There were little kids out there. It pisses me off completely! There were families out there. Families. Simply atrocious! Shame on the red team!

Whose raw burger was that?

That was my bad. I thought it was ready. I'm not kidding, like...

Sarah, it's a rare burger!

I understand! I don't know how to cook burgers!

Oh my— (interview) A burger! Who in America does not know how to fucking cook a burger?!

Sarah, I need you to bring your confidence to the fucking party. You are a good chef! Stop fucking second-guessing yourself!

Yeah, that burger was a huge problem. But on the same token, are you fucking serious that you don't know how to cook meat?! (interview) I've been on that meat station. It's so easy! Mieka is not good, but Monique is a complete dead weight. She is just a body taking up space. (to Monique) Monique, straight up, it's your second time on meat! How many times?! Second time!

I mean, seriously!

Yeah, I fucked up in the beginning. The second batch came out, they were under, but I got my shit together.

YOU NEVER GOT YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, MONIQUE!

I did!

Oh my God!

The meat station failed.

[holds a salmon brought by Christine] Oh my God. Wait, wait. Wait! All of you!

Yes, chef!

Get your arses over here!

Shit!

Chef, what's wrong?

Undercooked rice. But here's the insult–I got raw salmon as well! It's fucking raw, it's not even pink!! Hey. Hey, all of you, come here! Come here.

(interview) Like, seriously? Oh my God. I can't believe–I... [sighs]

What is going on?! That risotto was disgusting. Those salmon were raw. Who cooked that salmon, first off?!

I cooked the salmon, chef. I lost my train of thought, I should've just focused!

I swear to God, the next mistake, you're out of here.

Yes, chef.

Get it together, now!

I look like a fucking moron right now. (interview) I'm not feeling so good after that loss. I don't like to fail and I don't like to be embarrassed. (to T) T, put that on there! It's not even fucking on! GAHHH!! This is like, no way. Seriously, it's nuts. (interview) I don't like this fucking horseshit that's happening in the red kitchen right now. (to red team) Come on, guys! Let's go, or I'm gonna fucking ride your ass!

Ugh! (interview) Meghan is just annoying! Like, we're already in the shit...

Meghan, what is that look on your face about?

(interview) ...and she isn't helping! (to Meghan) What happened?

Are you kidding me?! This is fucking easy as shit! Correct?!

Meghan, stop it.

No!

It's annoying, it's stupid!

I can't do this anymore, guys. Like, seriously...

I don't know how this is gonna work!

...I'm about to, like, fucking nominate myself so I can go the fuck home so I can stop being embarrassed. I'm fucking sick of this shit!

[scoffs] Good-bye.

Guys, let's go.

So done. (interview) I am not a quitter. But at the same time, I cannot handle it if we lose another service. I'm–I'm gonna, like, go through the fucking roof.