Michelle quotes from Hell's Kitchen

Oh my God. Fuck me. (to red team) Hey, all of you.

Yes, chef!

Come here. Yeah, HURRY UP! Taste that!

Where's the spoon?

Taste that.

Oh my God. It's salty.

That is disgusting!

Yes, chef.

Who made that?! Who fucking made that?!

I put the extra salt in at the end, chef. I'll fix it though!

Michelle, there are young children!

Got it, chef!

(to the red team) All of you. All of you! There's the last New York strip. Look how well done it is. It's just so basic!

(interview) You have an idiot and a clown on the meat station, and they're just fucking everything up.

Is anyone going to step up and say anything?! This is an embarrassment! [throws meat onto the table] Get out! GET OUT!!

Go, go!

(interview) This is a complete, epic shitshow!

Is that raw?

Yeah.

Hey, ladies! Come here! Who cooked the burger? Burger's still raw. [pause] Whilst you stare at your raw burger, and I re-fire that table myself, I suggest you come up with two nominees that you do not want on your brigade. Fuck off!

(interview) There were little kids out there. It pisses me off completely! There were families out there. Families. Simply atrocious! Shame on the red team!

Whose raw burger was that?

That was my bad. I thought it was ready. I'm not kidding, like...

Sarah, it's a rare burger!

I understand! I don't know how to cook burgers!

Oh my— (interview) A burger! Who in America does not know how to fucking cook a burger?!

Sarah, I need you to bring your confidence to the fucking party. You are a good chef! Stop fucking second-guessing yourself!

Yeah, that burger was a huge problem. But on the same token, are you fucking serious that you don't know how to cook meat?! (interview) I've been on that meat station. It's so easy! Mieka is not good, but Monique is a complete dead weight. She is just a body taking up space. (to Monique) Monique, straight up, it's your second time on meat! How many times?! Second time!

I mean, seriously!

Yeah, I fucked up in the beginning. The second batch came out, they were under, but I got my shit together.

YOU NEVER GOT YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, MONIQUE!

I did!

Oh my God!

The meat station failed.

With Bret's soggy salmon killing the blue team's momentum, over in the red kitchen...

Monique! You have to get all that done! Can you do it?!

I'm working it right now. I'm ready.

...Monique's struggles on garnish has the ladies' first order of wellingtons and lamb dying at the pass.

Let's go, Mo!

Yes, chef! Lamb garnish!

Have you tasted any of your garnish?

Yes, chef. I've been tasting.

[to Gordon as he checks the garnish] You all right with that?

[touches eggplant] It's fucking raw. (to red team) Hey! There's nothing worse than a bitter, raw eggplant, yeah? It's just solid! Just...[slams fist on table] it's just solid! Look!

Yes, chef.

Oh, yes. Oh y–Oh, YES?! OH, NO! IS ANYONE ENGAGING?!

YES, CHEF!

DRIVE HER THEN!