Christine quotes from Hell's Kitchen

[after cutting into lamb prepared by Monique] It's really rare. Monique, it's really rare. Screw it, back in the oven.

That shit's not even hot! Put that in the fucking convec(tion) oven! Are you kidding me?! (interview) I open the oven, and I'm expecting, like, a facial, and it's nothing.

Our oven is not hot for some reason.

It's not on!

It is on.

The oven's off! (interview) Monique, are you fucking kidding me? Your goddamn oven is off, and you're cooking lamb. Are you like...are you high?

(to the red team) Lamb!

Chef, we're bringing it up. Pork?

Got it. You following me?

Yes. Right behind.

Right behind!

Ladies! ALL OF YOU! COME HERE!!

(interview) Fuck! Really?! Like, again?! Oh my God! This is not happening!

Raw lamb and dry pork! Like pork jerky! Look at it! RIDICULOUS!! [throws spoon up before walking out of the red kitchen] Aw, FUCK OFF.

(to Red team) Hey. Hey, all of you! Come here!

Yes, chef!

Come here!

Yes, chef.

Tasting Lesson #17. Taste the sticky, over-reduced cavatelli and the bland risotto! No richness, no sumptuousness. Nothing! I have no idea what you two are doing!

(interview) I didn't fucking train for ten years to have some fucking asshole next to me not keep up with risotto.

Hey, here's what happening! It's the last table of appetizers...

Yes, chef.

...when you should be at your height! And that tastes like it's at the fucking bottom.

Yes, chef.

Yeah, disgusting. Sticky, bland...

Can you just please–

Sorry?!

[beat] I'm sorry, chef.

No, what were you gonna say?

Please let us try again.

"Let us try again?"

(interview) "Oh, please Chef Ramsay. Can you give me another chance?" Seriously?! "I'm a girl in puppy-dog eyes." That shit doesn't fucking fly. Are you kidding me?!

The last table of appetizers. "Let us try again." What do you think I want? All of you, GET OUT!

(interview) Dumbass!

FUCK OFF! And what did you say, Sarah? "Can we try one more time?!" GET OUT!

(interview) I'm so angry. I literally want to start punching bitches.

(imitates Sarah) "CAN WE TRY ONE MORE TIME?!"

[holds a salmon brought by Christine] Oh my God. Wait, wait. Wait! All of you!

Yes, chef!

Get your arses over here!

Shit!

Chef, what's wrong?

Undercooked rice. But here's the insult–I got raw salmon as well! It's fucking raw, it's not even pink!! Hey. Hey, all of you, come here! Come here.

(interview) Like, seriously? Oh my God. I can't believe–I... [sighs]

What is going on?! That risotto was disgusting. Those salmon were raw. Who cooked that salmon, first off?!

I cooked the salmon, chef. I lost my train of thought, I should've just focused!

I swear to God, the next mistake, you're out of here.

Yes, chef.

Get it together, now!