[The swimsuit competition of the fashion show begins]
JLJames Lukanik
(presents the second presentation) The swimwear designs of Amanda Ché.
[Shows the faces of models in swimsuits as the blue team gets distracted in the prep during the service]
Oh, fuck my ass! (interview) Holy fuck! That is sexy!
[Shows more models walking the runway; Patrick attempts an interview but smirks his eyes wide open]
How the fuck am I supposed to cook with that going on?
GGuy
[he begins to stare with models] That's what we're gonna deal with? (to himself) I fucked up, don't look. (interview) So, there's a few boobies and stuff like that running around. I see those models, but they're not gonna distract me. I'm focused.
Get those beef in the pan and get them seared!
GGuy
(interview) My head is in the steaks.
[Guy begins dreaming with those models]
Guy, focus! Guy! Guy! Pan is on fire! Fuck! You're fucking charring now! Look at what are you fuck doing here? It's a filet steak. Hardly any flat, so it needs to be doing beautifully cook with control.
(interview) All Guy had to do was to sear off the beef, and then finish it in the oven, and let them rest. So, it seems very simple and basic, yet he was having a hard time doing that. He tuned out.
Show's almost over, can we get a grip? WAKE UP! (to guy) Wake up, you, yeah?
PGPatrick and Guy
Yes, chef.
[In the team communication challenge, both teams fail to score a single point.]
(interview) The lamb is nicely cooked, the sauce is on, we got this, we got this, got this.
[Gordon tastes blue team's lamb]
Unreal! (chokes the undercooked lamb)
(interview) Yeah, we're fucked.
The sauce is disgusting. It looks like in a gas station. Nasty!
(interview) Okay, this could be good for us, I mean our lamb is cooked perfectly!
Red team! (holds the lamb)
I sliced the lamb, Chef. I apologize.
(to Barbie) Did you slice the lamb or chewed the lamb?
(interview) Barbie, what have you done to this lamb? Did you cut it with a fucking spoon?
[Gordon tastes red team's lamb, chokes, and throws it on the ground]
I am seriously disappointed. I expected at this stage in the game something so much better! For the first time ever in Hell's Kitchen history, I, Gordon Ramsay, cannot pick a winner! Red team, blue team, you both lost. One team would've had an amazing day with a beach in Santa Monica, visiting Malibu in a helicopter. You had a beach club this afternoon for yourselves.
(interview) Hell's Kitchen season 10 making history! Only we're making history because we suck!
You have a long day cleaning. The front of Hell's Kitchen needs sprucing up. After that, Hell's Kitchen SUV's need detailing. But more importantly, I'm opening Hell's Kitchen tonight.
And do you know why? Redemption! You need it. I swear to god, it's going to be a great service. Because if it's not, I am not waiting until the end of service to get rid of dead wood.
(interview) Chef's pissed and do you know what? He's got every right to be pissed. We should all be embarrassed to be wearing these jackets right now.
(to Clemenza) Come on, C!
JLJames Lukanik
(to remaining chefs) Hi, guys.
JLJames Lukanik
By the way, that's the car [shows a classic car with a surfboard after joint challenge loss] those taking to you to a private beach for the day.
(interview) God, man! It would have been fucking pimped to roll down in Malibu [dream of time at the beach and relaxing on a pool with a wine] in that red car, lay down a beach, have some drinks, and just relax by the pool. Why couldn't we just win today so we could've been at the beach?
JLJames Lukanik
Enough about that cause that all winners stuff and we're all bunch of losers at the moment. (to both teams) So, we're going to clean. Alright guys, let's go.
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