Russell quotes from Hell's Kitchen

Lamb's still not ready.

Un-fucking-believable. Vinny! Are you fucking kidding me?! With a man like that and his reputation, ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!! (slams his hand on the workstation) OH, COME ON!!

(interview) Don't serve it if ain't right. You should know better, Vinny.

If my lamb was here, these guys wouldn't be getting yelled at.

It's still fucking walking, LOOK AT IT!!

I love it. Get 'em, Ram- Get 'em, chef!

[pauses for a brief moment] THIS IS CAR CRASH!! Trev, Russell, Vinny, DO SOMETHING!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!!

Oh, no! What is that? Sabrina! That is cooked to fuck, and that there, fried risotto?

Burnt!

(interview) Come on, Sabrina! Don't start us off like this!

I want risotto, not fried risotto!

Yes, chef!

Right now!

(tastes) It fucks me off. [returns the risotto to the workstation] STOP! (to Nona and Trev) Come here you! (to Russell) Come here! (to Jillian) And you as well! Have a fucking good taste! [Gordon tastes, as well as the final four]

(interview) Awesome. It's freaking great. I love what's happening right now.

What's the first thing that comes to your mouth?

Pepper! (interview) Yeah, can we have some risotto with the pepper, please? Refire.

[spits out the risotto in disgust] Three stunning risottos away.

Yes, chef. (interview) Sucks, sucks, sucks.

I killed it on garnish tonight! There's no reason I should go up for elimination.

I thought I had a great night, too. (to Nona and Russell) I'm nominating you two. You guys were the ones who had fuck-ups tonight.

I had a good night. My votes are Trev, and... my second one is Russell because of the scallops and the halibut. (interview) Russ was not perfect tonight, and Trev did not do too bad, but it's hard to go wrong when you have Chef Ramsay wiping your ass for you.

My votes are for Trev and Russell, too.

(interview) What the hell?! (to Jillian) What happened to the plan?

[in the flashback] Let them get put up for elimination tonight. Even if they do good.

[in the flashback giving Jillian a high-five] Boo-yah, shocka!

(interview) Jillian's selling me out.

I'm definitely voting for you, Trev because of your attitude and communication lapses. It's fucking ridiculous. (Trev just shrugs) If you talked to me like you talked to me before about that salmon, I would have slapped the shit out of you! (Jillian and Nona stare at Russell in shock) If you ever think you can cop an attitude like that with me, best believe you're gonna catch one to the side of your fucking head!

W–Whoa!

[shrugs again] Okay.

I will fuck you up, bro!

New order! One spaghetti, two scallops, one truffle salad! [pause] How long?! [no one responds]

(interview) Nobody's listening to anything Trev says. Just like, "Blah-blah-blah," coming out his mouth!

Knock it out, guys! Let's get 'em in, get 'em out! [Nona continues to ignore Trev]

Answer him!

(interview) Nobody respects him, and that's why while he's on the pass, everyone's ignoring him.

One spaghetti, two scallops, one truffle salad! [beat; Sous Chef Scott looks up]

Is there an answer?!

Yes, chef!

The chefs may not be listening to Trev, but that doesn't stop him from calling more tickets.

One salmon, two beef, one wellington! Six minutes to the window!

Six minutes!

Thank you!

[facepalms] Stop two beef, one salmon, one wellington! 'Cause we haven't the fucking appetisers yet!

Son of a bitch.

"Son of a bitch?!" Ah, [throws spoon] fucking hell!

Fucking hell's right.

(interview) Trev sucks. Sorry, Trev, you suck.

COME ON, TREVOR!

From Hell's Kitchen Eight: Russell!

(interview from Season 8) I chose the team that I wanted and I thought they would help me win, and I'm definitely going to black ball you guys, because you guys fucked me so royally.

Russell, good to see you.

Good to see you, Chef.

Welcome back.

Thank you very much.

Christina Wilson

(interview) I remember Russell for sure. What a fucking ass. I don't care what station he's on tonight. I hope it burns down. I hope he goes down harder than anyone on that team.