For the last time, dude, get the fuck out of here with this "Gandalf could just fly over Middle-Earth and drop into the regular fires of Mount Doom from atop an eagle" bullshit. I clearly laid it out on a Lord Of The Rings subreddit. [to Brian] What do you wanna watch?
We can watch Harley Quinn.
NO!
Have you seen the show?
Oh, God, no! It's just another heavy-handed female empowerment, where the true villain is "quote/un-quote" patriarchy. So basic!
Yeah, I guess.
I heard Harley takes down Joker at the end of Season One! I'm sorry, dude, but "cucked" isn't a great color on the greatest villain of all time.
That's what this review says. [To Ian] Hey, you wrote this one.
I can't believe you wanna watch this show. You know, they just did a three episode arc, where Harley beats Mr. Penguin, The Riddler and Mr. Freeze by using nothing but her Mary-Sue powers!
Are you sure you didn't see the show?
Yeah! Course I'm not a 12-year old boy. Also, dude, WHY would I watch a show that's set in Gotham City, but Batman's barely in it?
You watched all five seasons of Gotham.
Because it wasn't a fuckin' tsunami of virtue-signalling. Here, smart guy, let's see what this week's episode of Harley Quinn is about. [Reads off on-video-demand episode description] "Harley Quinn and her best friend Poison Ivy aren't in this episode, which focuses on Batman waking in his coma and vowing to take back Gotham City." Fuck! Fine. But if it sucks, we're watching Family Guy!
