So... got any plans for tonight, Batman?
Uhh, stop Joker from blowing up Gotham.
Yeah! Huh, of course. I meant, like, after that.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
I'm going to give you a piece of advice about sex at 10,000 feet. Don't do it into the wind.
You're probably wondering, "Hey, Bane, why no door?" Because where would you escape to? You are in a pit!
You cannot run from your problems, Harley. Hate weighs you down. Only love sets us free.
[Realising what she has to do] Ivy.
[Immediately getting it] No.
It's okay.
Don't, don't do this.
Have a good life, get married, make babies. Name them Harley. The girls and boys.
Harls!
See? It totally works. You know I love you. Bye, Ive.
What, ya gonna write me a ticket?
A ticket TO HELL!
VZVictor Zsasz
I would watch the light leave their eyes and know that their last thought was fear. But now I imagine myself in the bubble of calm and the urge to kill goes away.
[to Barbara] Are you gonna lend a hand or is Batgirl too cool to help her dad in a montage where we skip past the hard parts of beating an alcohol addiction and cut to the part where I'm clean?
I am not only a judge, I am also a warden.
MBMan-Bat
[in bat language] God damn it! This is bullshit!
Let's not judge a lawyer by the fact he's a bat.
I promised myself I'd never kill an old person. I'd let the American health system do that.
There goes my New Year's resolution to not bite my nails or jump into any interdimensional portals.
[excited] I am rock hard right now!
That's nasty.
Wait, who are you?
Um, Batgirl. Anyway…
All right. You know what? As a community, we should really get together and start coming up with more creative names. This is bullshit.
So I am going to lie very high!
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