Hannah Montana quotes from Hannah Montana

Hannah

[to the crowd] Thank you, thank you. [to Robby] Where are we?

Robby

Albuquerque.

Hannah

[to the crowd] Albuquerque. My favorite city in my favorite state...

Jackson

[sneaking up on Miley] Guam.

Hannah

[to the crowd] Guam!

Huh?

Hannah

Now would you please, just give me my diamond back?

Well, when you say it that way...NO!

Hannah

(in shock) But that's not fair!!

If you want to switch diamonds, go talk to that Garison bozo. Oh, wait a minute, he loooooooove's meeee.

Hannah

(gritting her teeth in fury) Okay, listen here you glorified oven mitt!

(mockingly) Hey, Hannah! Want to know the weather report for Montana? Chilly, with a 100 percent chance of spit showers! [laughs]

That look is so Hannah Montana!

Hannah

That's because I am Hannah Montana… I mean, you didn't think I was someone else, did you?

Lilly

[suggesting a new look for Hannah] How 'bout you try something more retro, you know, like Techno-Hannah.

Miley

Techno-Hannah? [thinks of how a Techno-Hannah would turn out, cut to scene of Hannah in a Devo-like outfit holding hedge clippers]

Hannah

Clip it, clip it! [clips hedge] Clip it real good. [flashes to Techno-Hannah playing golf] Then chip it, chip it, like Tiger Woods. [accidently hurls golf club off of scoring area and the sound of breaking glass is heard] Yikes.

Miley

No. That one could hurt people.

There might be some tension in the Hannah posse.

Hannah

Tension, what tension? There's no tension. No, no that's just a little thing we do and we're like, Hey Lola! [spits]; Hey Jackson! [spits]

Yeah, that's just how we roll, yo! [spits in Hannah's face].

Hannah

Thank you Mike, thank you for the help.

[Points at Mack] Word!

Oh, from your mother?

Hannah

It's actually to your mother.

Oh, it's to your mother, you're right, I never know.

Hannah

You never know.

Hannah

What are you doing on the floor?

Jackson

Just dropped something

Hannah

If it's your dignity, you might wanna check the empty box of platform shoes!

Oh, you don't like C-A-R-R-...Hey, Carra---,

[to Hannah] Oh, come on! It's good for you!

Hannah

No, sorry! If this girl's eating an orange snack, it will be candy corn!

Carrot, it's not a K is it?

Hannah

Maybe we should get Mack a pen and paper

Wouldn't help

Hannah

Nice to meet you Mr.......?

Nahnah, but you can call me Shawn

Your name's Shawn Nahnah?

Yes, from my grandmother's side, Nanna Nina Nahnah

[to Hannah] Maybe it's not too late to drive to Capacitated. [referring to when he said Tina, who Hannah accidentally shoved out a one-story window, was "incapacitated")

Jackson

Enjoy the reunion, dad!

Miley

Call us when you land, love you!

Jackson

[to Miley] He is gonna have so much fun seeing the band again!

Miley

And it is so cool that he trusts us to leave us alone for the first time....

Sucker!!! [they both laugh]

Miley

[enters the house with Jackson while singing and dancing] We're gonna party!

Jackson

[singing and dancing] And party harty!

Miley

[singing and dancing] With my friend Marty!

Jackson

[singing and dancing] You don't know a Marty!

Miley

[singing and dancing] But it rhymes with party!

Jackson

[singing and dancing] That's kinda smarty!

Hannah

[imitating Robbie Ray] Now, young man, I expect you home before curfew!

Jackson

[also imitating Robbie Ray] And bud, you call if you're gonna be late! [flips imaginary long hair]

[both laugh]

Jackson

Shall we, my curfewless compadre?

Hannah

We shall, my sneaky sibling! [holds onto Jackson's arm]

Surprise!

[both screams]

Then what is it? Oh no, when I called you thought I was David Cook!

Hannah

No, no, I just broke a promise I really need to keep.

Okay, that's cool, do what you have to do I totally understand.

Jake

Oops, wrong floor. (presses the close door button)

Hannah

Not so fast lover boy. (runs to the elevator)

Jake

(tries to run out but Hannah grabs him and the elevator closes)

BTW, hate the outfit.

BTW, I can change the outfit. You're stuck with the voice (mimics Tracy's voice) forever.

It's a nasal condition!

(mouths Tracy's words)

Jake

Now Miley, before you get upset I just want to say-

Hannah

Me? Upset? No. (puts her hand on Jake's shoulder) I'm just so happy to see you...(pushes her hand down and gets mad) making the worst decision of your life!

Jake

(bends down in pain and looks like he's proposing to Hannah)

Hannah

(smiles) Hello.

Oh. Oh my, what's this? A proposal?

Jake

(gets up) A proposal? (scoffs) To her? Are you kidding me?

Hannah

Yeah, we're just teenagers. You know barely more than children, practically babies. Getting married would probably the dumbest thing we could ever do, right Jake? (reaches for his shoulder again)

Jake

(gets behind the old lady and uses her as a shield) I don't know if I could call it dumb.

Hannah

Oh really? What would you call it? Stupid, idiotic, irresponsible? Yeah, I'm good with all those.

Oh good, the lobby.

Jake

No, no. It's the nineteenth floor.

Close enough. I'll take my chances with the stairs. (leaves)

Jake

Look, I know it's sudden but...I love Tracy and I want to be with her forever.

Hannah

Jake, you barely know her! You barely know yourself! We're talking about a lifetime commitment. You change your phone plans every six weeks!

Jake

That's because a new one comes along that I like better.

Hannah

Then why be stuck with the same phone plan for the rest of your life? If you and Tracy really love each other, you guys will still feel that way in a couple of years.

Han! Han! Han! Han! Han! Han! Han! Han! Han!

She just saw your concert. Would you please sign her program?

Hannah

(takes a pen and the program) Sure. What's your name, babe?

Ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-

It's Tiffany.

Hannah

Okay. (starts writing) "Dear Tiffany, never make the mistake of marrying too young. Survey shows that teen marriages are more likely to end in the tragedy of divorce! So never let one impulsive decision haunt you until the day you die! Love always, Hannah" (gives the program and pen back) Here you go sweetie.

(turns to her mother) All I wanted was "Rock on".

Yes, because we're getting married tonight!

Hannah

What?!

Lilly

(wearing her wig with her blond hair covering her face) What?!

Hannah

(having her drink)

America's Top Talent will be right back with our next contestant, Oliver Oken!

Oliver

(enters the stage)

Hannah

(spits her drink in shock at Byron)

Lilly

(smiles nervously)

You know what I can't resist? Telling you you have talent. Good job.

Hannah

(stands up) Whoo! GO OLIVER!

(looks at Hannah)

Hannah

(calms down) Oken. (reads a card) Oliver Oken. Yep, never heard that name before. Very interesting. (sits down) My first Oken. Kinda like Token Oken. Ha ha.

Jake

Wow you look great.

Hannah

Oh yeah? How do my ears look? Good enough to nibble on!