Hannah Montana quotes from Hannah Montana

Primp all you want, Lil' Miss Cool-List! You are about to get a makeup malfunction everyone will be downloading forever!

Hannah

She won't get hurt or anything, will she?

Just her pride. Nationwide... Nowhere to hide- Humilefied! Sad inside!

Hannah

Are you done?

Okay. Just remember: You go through the red and she goes through the green... Because she's mean, like an evil queen! [Hannah gives her a look] Okay, now I'm done.

Hannah

[talking to her audience] I know, I can't wait! Swiss chocolate, Italian shoes, and French boys...ooh la la!

Robby

[from backstage] Ooh la la? Uh uh uh! That's it! The closest we're gonna get to Paris is Paris, Texas!

Hannah

You're not dating Hannah, you're dating Miley! You can't get caught cheating on me with me!

Jake

Huh?

Hannah

Keep up, movie star. Ain't rocket science.

Hannah

(trying to make up when the kids are starting to suspect Hannah for being a lier) Superman doesn't tell Lois Lane he's Clark Kent, but, that doesn't mean he doesn't love her.

Superman's a liar? (kids gasp)

Hannah

Never mind, he isn't real.

(in shock) Superman isn't real? (kids gasp)

Hannah

Wait! Ummm... how many of your parents ever told you you'd grow up to be president? (all kids, including Hannah, raise their hands) There! Now see not all of you are gonna be president. Odds are, none of you will be president! (all kids in room, excluding Hannah, burst into tears) Errr... who wants free CDs? Free CDs, people. C'mon!

Hannah

Oh okay, I have an idea. You do all the work and I'll hang out with Jesse. Toodles!

I got a better idea. You give me the Hannah wig and I'll hang out with Jesse. Toodles!

Hannah

I don't think he speaks "eeeeep!"

Hey babe. [comes in and kisses Hannah on cheek]

You ready for our picnic on Papoui?

Hannah

What in the world is Papoui?

[smile] The island I bought you.

Hannah

AHHH! Oh my gosh! [to Roxy] Jesse McCartney bought me an island. [Gasps] [to Jesse] I'm... I'm sorry Jesse, I can't.

Why not?

Hannah

I'm sort of dealing with something right now, so...

You're so cute when you're dealing with something right now.

Hannah

That's sweet Jesse, but I... I think I need to be alone.

You're so cute when you need to be alone.

Hannah

Jesse?

You're so cute when you say Jesse.

Hannah

Get Out! [pushes him out the door]

You're so cute when you kick me out.

Hannah

I'm serious! [closes door]

Ow! [gets hit on the nose] Still so cute.

I'd sing to you myself but I need these lips for something else.

Hannah

Eeeeeep!

You're so cute when you say "eep!"

Amber

Okay everyone.

Lilly

Prepare to be jealous.

Ashley

'Cause we look...

[in unison] Fabulous! Oooh, tssss.

Hannah

NOOOOOOOOOO!!

Hannah

It is so great to finally meet you, I really am a huge fan!

Mikayla

Yeah, I hate you.

Hannah

Thanks, I feel the exact same... What?

Mikayla

Your voice is stingy, your music is stupid, your outfits make me want to puke on them, but it looks like someone already did.

Hannah

Okay, I don't know what your problem is but...

Mikayla

My problem is that I'm ten times better than you, and you're gonna find that out in Florida. Miss Hannah, I'm taking all your fannahs.

Hannah

Well, listen here, you one-hit bobblehead! The only thing you're gonna be taking from me is lessons, okay? Lesson number one: This [does a head motion] is how you do the head thing. That's right, I went there!

Mikayla

Well, you know where I'm gonna go?

Hannah

Down the toilet with the rest of your career? That's right, I went there again, and this time, I bought property.

Robby

[doing crossword puzzle] Five-letter word, sixth president of the United States.

Hannah

[making a face] UGHHH!

Robby

That would work if his name was John Quincy Ughhh.

Hannah

Dad! I need to record now. What is taking so long? Hannah is in the zone!

Robby

So what time's that big shoe sale you're meeting Lilly at?

Hannah

Three-thirty, and you know all the sixes go first.

Robby

No, honey, I'm proud to say I don't know that.

Robby

Now what you need to do is just relax. Now whoevere's in there is just runnin' a little late They'll be done in a minute.

Hannah

They'll be done sooner than a minute!

Hannah

Okay, who do you think you are?

Hannah

Sweet Momma, it's the Jonas Brothers! [turns to Robby who came in behind her] Daddy, I told you someone was in here. [turns to the boys] I am so sorry guys, he gets so impatient.

Robby

[sarcastically] Sorry fellas, I got a big shoe sale to get to.

Kevin

I'm Kevin.

Hannah

The cute romantic one! [shakes his hand]And you're Joe, the cute funny one! [shakes his hand] You're Nick, the cute sensitive one! [shakes his hand while he stares at her]

Robby

And I'm her daddy, the cute protective one!

Where are they?

Robby

I don't know. They promised they were gonna be here.

Joe

And we always keep our promises!

Miley

Duck and cover Daddy, it's the return of the Jonii.

So, what's your Z-code so we can Z-text and Z-chat?

Hannah

Oh, mine's still in "Z-box."

[quietly] Yeah, in "Z-store."

Mikayla

I still hate you.

Hannah

Hate makes you ugly. Oops, too late!

Hannah

[on the phone] Hey, what's up, it's Hannah Montana, what would you like to give?

Mikayla

Singing lessons. I just heard your new single. Ouch!

Hannah

Well, I heard yours and I thought it was fantastic!

Mikayla

[in disbelief] Really?

Hannah

Yeah, my brother ate some bad catfish, so we played it for him to induce vomiting. It was like BAM! Instant puke!

Mikayla

Has been.

Hannah

Never was.

Mikayla

Bottle-blonde.

Hannah

Lip-syncher.

Mikayla

Bra stuffer.

Hannah

[gasps] I hate you.

Like I care.