Lilly Truscott quotes from Hannah Montana

Miley

I don't expect you to know that because you are from Lilly-tiny-brainia!

Lilly

Well, at least MY country doesn't sound like a cure for diarrhea!!

People of Earth. People of Earth. People of Earth. Don't be alarmed. It's Mr. Corelli! Just want to give you guys a gentle reminder that International Relations Week starts on Monday, so be prepared!

[offscreen] Francis, do you want one fish stick or two!?

[to offscreen mother] Not now, Mom! I'm on the computer! [to screen] Mr. Corelli over and out! [back to his mother] Four and don't hog the tartar sauce!

Lilly

This explains so much.

Lilly

So this whole feud started over a boy?

Miley

Yep, it was high school. Mamaw was having a summer romance and then Aunt Dolly bounced in and, well that was pretty much all she had to do. Mamaw never forgave Dolly for stealing the love of her life, Mr. Elvis Presley.

Lilly

NO!

Miley

YES!

Lilly

NO!

Miley

YES!

Lilly

NO!

Jackson

(laying on the couch) YES! Elvis, Elvis with the pelvis and the hair and the hunk-a-hunk of burning love! Guys, please! I haven't slept all night and my back is killing me! So for the love of everything good in this forsaken universe, ZIP IT!

Jackson you lazybones! Get your rump out of bed! (flips Jackson onto the floor)

Jackson

What do you know! Floor is more comfortable than the couch (has a rest on the floor)

Lilly

Jackson! I leave the room for two minutes and you turn on wrestling. Flip back to the award show.

Jackson

...This is the award show.

Lilly

[after getting stuck to a chair with monster glue] Come here.

Oliver

No.

Lilly

Come here. No. I'm not gonna hurt you.

Oliver

That's what you always say before you hurt me!

Lilly

Get over here!!

Lilly

Did I mention I hate you?

Oliver

Thirty-seven times.

Lilly

If you make me miss that Maroon 5 concert I swear...

Oliver

You're not gonna miss it! Miley said she would be back... she'll probably be home any minute.

Miley

[on the answering machine] Lilly, are you there watering the plants? I tried your cell phone a bunch of times. Hey, I'm sorry but I'm not gonna make the concert. We decided to make a few stops along the way. I got a picture of the world's largest rubber band ball. That sucker is HUGE! Have a great time at the concert! Bye!

Lilly

[still stuck to the chair laying on the floor] I hate you.

Oliver

Thirty-eight.

Jackson

[in German interrogator-like voice] You vill tell me vhat I vant to know! The choice is vether you vill tell me before ze pain, or AFTER! Now vere is ze ball?!

Oliver

Uh- wh- what ball? [gives Lily a thumbs up]

Jackson

[in a whiny voice] The Joey Vitolo my dad gave me for my 13th birthday! [switches back to his prior voice] Zat ball!

Lilly

[lying] I don't know what you're talking about!

Jackson

Fine. Perhaps a trip to ze closet vill jog your memory.

Lilly

[in tough voice] You'll never to get me to squeal!

Jackson

Your right, you're strong but he is weak! [grabs Oliver]

Lilly

Oliver, don't let him break you!

Oliver

It's okay, it's just a closet—[sees closet] WHAT IS THAT?! [Jackson pushes him inside] Hu...help me... [Jackson pulls open closet] She's at... Vitolo's. [faints]

[singing] You get the limo out front. Oh wah oh. Hottest styles, every shoe, every color.

Miley

Yeah. We get it.

Hey. You don't have to listen to that 50 times a day.

[in unison] Wanna bet?

(praying) Jackson's plan is gonna work, Jackson's plan is gonna work...

Jackson

Great news! My plan worked!

You're lying.

Jackson

How did you know?

Your lips are moving!

Oliver

I paid for half of those!!

Lilly

You see? This is why you don't get dates. I'm a girl! Be nice!

Oliver

And this is why you don't get dates. You eat like a pig!

Lilly

[gasps and splutters] You take that back!!

Lilly

[suggesting a new look for Hannah] How 'bout you try something more retro, you know, like Techno-Hannah.

Miley

Techno-Hannah? [thinks of how a Techno-Hannah would turn out, cut to scene of Hannah in a Devo-like outfit holding hedge clippers]

Hannah

Clip it, clip it! [clips hedge] Clip it real good. [flashes to Techno-Hannah playing golf] Then chip it, chip it, like Tiger Woods. [accidently hurls golf club off of scoring area and the sound of breaking glass is heard] Yikes.

Miley

No. That one could hurt people.

Lilly

Is it because of your yearbook picture?

Miley

No I'm listening to... What's wrong with my yearbook picture?

Lilly

Nothing! It's a sweet smile that says, "I'm friendly and I like spinach!"

Miley

This is what I get for eatin' healthy.

Yeah. I saw your yearbook picture too Stewart. So sad! That lovely piece of spinach surronded by all that ugly.

Lilly

Well I saw your year book picture too, Joannie. Looks just like you. Sorry!

Oliver

Here's your poetry book! (he falls in love with Joannie)

NOOOOO!

Miley

Except on Wednesdays when you have piano.

Lilly

Except on Wednesdays but on any other day!