Lilly Truscott quotes from Hannah Montana

Lilly

[enters Miley's room and sneaks up beside her and yells] MILEY!

Miley

[falls off the bed] You know if you didn't have that whole Miley/Hannah thing over me, Bang! Zoom!

Lilly

Yeah, yeah, I'm shakin' in my boots, speakin' of which, I can't wait to wear these tomorrow at the Mack & Mickey in the Morning Show. This is gonna be so awesome! Hannah Montana and her peeps who keep her grounded. Eeep, I'm a peep!

Miley

Did you put extra sugar in your sugar crunchies again?

Lilly

Just a little bit. I'm so excited! I didn't slept last night.

Miley

That makes two of us. I had a dream that you would not believe. You were about to kiss…I can't even say it.

Lilly

Who was I about to kiss?

Miley

…Jackson! Bleah! {waits a few seconds} Why aren't you bleah-ing with me?

Lilly

Well...

Miley

{imitating Lilly} "well.." is not an option. It's either blah or uggh, pick one.

But I really like him.

Miley

[in really fast voice]Jackson loving freak o' nature say what?

Miley

[Jackson picks up a puppy and tries to find his mommy and Lilly sighs] Lilly, please. Lord Voldemort would look cute with puppy, snap out of it.

Lilly

You know, this is all your fault anyway. You're the one who had that stupid dream, and I was perfectly happy crushing in silence and stealing hair off the brush when no one was looking.

Miley

What? And by "what", I mean EWW!

Lilly

[Miley was dreaming and Lilly enters her room] Oh, why aren't you up yet? You're supposed to help me pick out an outfit for Mack & Mickey tomorrow.

Miley

That's tomorrow?

Lilly

Yep.

Miley

I had the weirdest dream.

Lilly

What was it about?

Miley

You liked Jackson, and he liked you back. I tried to stop it and I was wrong, so if you really do like my brother I'm okay with it.

Lilly

Me and Jackson, together. Really…Blehhh!

Miley

Ah, that's my girl.

Miley

[She is talking with Lilly about the test] I know, but it's so not fair. The only good thing is that you're the only one I actually told I was doing the test.

Lilly

[Nods nervously] Ahan…

Miley

What did you do?

Lilly

Well…

Oliver

[He is rapping with other class-fellows of Miley] Here comes Miley Stewart, she passed the driver's test, she's kickin' it behind the wheel not walking like the rest, she can drive it home "say what say what", I said she can drive it home "say what say what", word and respect, the road!

Lilly

I may have mentioned it to Oliver.

Oliver

[Asks Miley about the test] So, first in our class to hit the highway tell us all about it.

Miley

[stuttering] Uh, um, well you know…Driving, I personally think is over rated and it hurts our planet, and not driving now that takes some courage and I don't think that I'm gonna drive today, or tomorrow, that's how strongly I feel.

Oliver

Wow, you know that is just about the stupidest thing that I've ever heard…

Miley

Okay okay, listen up cuz' im only gonna say this once, the truth about it is…[Ashley interrupts her]

Ashley

Hey anybody seen Amber, oh wait there she is driving her brand new car with her brand new license.

Lilly

[Everybody goes towards Amber, Lilly says] Look, look it's canary color with matching leather seats, [Miley pulls her back] which is tacky, really really tacky..

Lilly

[Miley and Lilly are the Driving center] You really think they're gonna let you take the test on the same day.

Miley

They have to, if I don't drive myself to that beach party tonight my life will be miserable.

Lilly

What are you talking about. You're Hannah Montana..

Miley

Yeah that doesn't count. Ok I'm just gonna tell the lady what happened, look at that sweet face, she will definitely make an exception.

[To the Governor] NO, rules are rules, bucko!

But I'm the Governor of California.

And I'm the queen…of this window. Your appointment was scheduled for 12:20, it's 12:22. Your appointment has been "terminated". That's right I went there!

I'll be back.

Not for the next 2 weeks you won't. Next!

Miley

I am so dead.

Miley

[Miley has her license in hand, look's at the picture and says] This is so not fair, who takes a picture on 2, everyone knows you do it on 3, 1 2 3.

Lilly

It's really not that bad.

Oliver

Are you kidding, it looks like a horse stepped on her face.

Lilly

Oliver that's ridiculous. It's more like she ran into a plate glass door.. [makes silly face]

Lilly

My dad plays second base?, I'll give you a thousand bucks? Miley, you set this up.

Miley

Set what up? What are you talking about?

Lilly

Look at me in the eye and Super Secret Swear that you did not give that guy money to buy my hat.

Miley

(who's looking at Lilly in the eye) Lilly... I did not give that guy money to buy your hat. Super Secret Swear.

Lilly

(who cartwheels in excitement) YES, I'M GOING TO DC!!! Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy...

Rico

Well, I want you to meet my sweetie, Lily!

Lilly

[She spits out nachos] What?!?

Jackson, who was the first president of the United States?

Jackson

George Washington

And who am I?

Jackson

George Washington?

I'm your father.

Jackson

My father's George Washington?

Lilly

[yelling] No, your father's Robbie Ray Stewart!

Jackson

[to Robbie Ray] Why is she yelling at me, George?

Oy!

Lilly

You have a cousin named Angus?

Rico

His real name's Alejandro Nuñes Gonzales Uberto Sifuentes.

Lilly

Why do you call him Angus?

Rico

Because it's easier than calling him Alejandro Nuñes Gonzales Uberto Sifuentes. I hate him when he visits! Obnoxious jerk! All he ever does is one-up me! I catch a fish, he wrestles an alligator! I'm voted Model Student of the Month, he's voted Australia Swimsuit Model of the Year!

[in Australian accent] Good day, mate!

Rico

And the torture begins!

Lilly

Hey, he looks just like—

Rico

[cuts her off before she can mention how much he and Angus look alike] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know! He's gorgeous! Don't rub it in!

Miley

But, if it helps at all, my life is fantastic!

Lilly

That helps me how?

Miley

Well, good morning, Selfish Sally!

Miley

(freezes)

Lilly

(whispers) Keep walking.

Yes, because we're getting married tonight!

Hannah

What?!

Lilly

(wearing her wig with her blond hair covering her face) What?!

Miley

(on the phone) Lilly, I mean it. It's code red! Code red!

Lilly

(panting and standing next to Miley) Why didn't you say so?

Miley

(hangs up and becomes shocked) Man, you weren't kidding about that knot!

Lilly

(holding a comb with Oliver's hair) And he thought I couldn't get it out.