Lilly Truscott quotes from Hannah Montana

Amber

Okay everyone.

Lilly

Prepare to be jealous.

Ashley

'Cause we look...

[in unison] Fabulous! Oooh, tssss.

Hannah

NOOOOOOOOOO!!

Amber

Where'd she get that sweater from? From Ugly-R-Us?

Lilly

More like Ugly-R-Her!

[in unison] Time to hyderate. Oooh, tssss.

Miley

Does everybody know you have a birthmark shaped like a poodle on your butt?

Lilly

[gasps] How did you know that?

Miley

Because I'm your best friend and I know somewhere deep down inside of you, our friendship is still there. C'mon look at me. Really, really look at me. C'mon Lilly, don't you know me?

Lilly

Oh my gosh!

Miley

Yes! I knew you'd be able to see the real me.

Lilly

Of course the blond hair is coming out of the wig, you're Hannah Montana! [rips off wig] Look everybody, Hannah Montana's back and she knows what's on my butt! [everybody gasps and stares] I can't believe I just said that out loud!

Miley

I can not wait to get to that concert to show to that two-faced tone-deaf toad who is the boss.

Lilly

Yeah, but you have to wear something amazing. Mikayla always looks incredible [Miley gives her a look] ...For a two-faced tone-deaf toad!

Lilly

Ooh what about the thing you bought at the place next to the place that we went there one time?

Miley

No, that's too....

Lilly

Yeah you are right. Plus, when you wear that you have to...

Miley

I know. And I hate those.

Lilly

Who doesn't?

Miley

What about the one I bought after the one I bought at the place next to the place?

Lilly

Ooh! You mean the one that goes with the shoes with the things? I love that one!

Robby

Me too!

Miley

Daddy do you even know what we are talking about?

Robby

No, but as long as it doesn't cost me a wad of cash, I'm all for it.

Lilly

Your Dad is...

Miley

I know!

Lilly

[after Miley's tirade about what happened at the studio during which she continues pulling her hair] You're braiding my hair, not starting a chainsaw.

Miley

I'm sorry. It's just that well, they're guys and he's a guy and what if he likes writing for guys more than he likes writing for Hannah?

Lilly

Well, then you'd be out of luck and I'll be bald!

Lilly

Relax. I'm sure he's late because the Jonas Brothers are arguing about his music or changing his lyrics and making him miserable.

Robby

[enters] Woooh, I love the Jonas Brothers.

Lilly

Wow, I was WAAAAY off.

Lilly

And to think you gave him the best 14 years of your life! Years you will never get back!

Miley

Exactly! And I'm not going to let Larry, Curly, and Moe-Bro waltz in and steal him away! MY DADDY WRITES FOR ME AND NOBODY ELSE!

Lilly

So what are you going to do about it?

Miley

I HAVE NO IDEA!

Miley

Lilly, I found out a way to get my daddy back!

Lilly

How?

Miley

Okay, the "JoBros" aren't going to record dad's song if he knew it was stolen from another guy band.

Lilly

What guy band?

Lilly

Oh, no!

Miley

[puts her hair on her upper lip like a mustache] Oh yeah!

Yo guys, we're workin here!

Yeah dudes, be cool! dudes! Yo!

Kevin

Uhhh, sorry guys. We got a text from the guy we're working with, told us to be here early, our bad.

No big, we're just workin on our guy band stuff, so if you guys wanna hang till we guys are done, that's cool! Cause you know, we're all...guys!

Nick

This is Joe & Kevin.And I'm Nick.

We know who you are, your music ROCKS!

You're so hot!

...on the charts! Burnin 'em up! Yeah!

That's right man, dudes, yo!

Miley

I can't believe this. I made myself look like a total idiot all because of that phone.

Lilly

Look! I'm on the front page! Don't I look so cute when I'm scared?

Miley

If you don't get over yourself in about 3 seconds you're going to look absolutely adorable.

Lilly

I don't know. This one is pretty goofy. I mean you have your hair in curlers and eyes bugging out and your "Miley" necklace flopping all over the place.

Miley

Future of sleaze-journalism say what?

The Rock

So all this happened because you wanted a Z-Phone?

Miley

Ya, I guess I just caught up in having the next new thing.

The Rock

Y'know Miley, there's always going to be something new around the corner.

Lilly

Hey that's what my Mom says! [Rock glares at her] Not that you remind me of my Mom, except for the nails 'cause these are her nails.

Jake

Oh! Hey guys. Thanks for coming by.

Miley

No problem. We just wanted to wish you luck on your first day on filming because you know that is what friends do. That they are there for each other, they support each other…so where is Mikayla?

Jake

Umm, in makeup. Why?

Lilly

Oh, we just wanted to wish her luck. It's not that we are going to get her fired or anything.

Miley

You stink under pressure!

Lilly

Then stop putting me under pressure!

Lilly

Why are we a great "juoy?"

Miley

[in a bad Scottish accent] I don't know. Keep writin'!