Lilly Truscott quotes from Hannah Montana

Miley

What is taking Oliver so long?

Lilly

What do you expect, it's Oliver... Now would you stop pacing?

Miley

Will you stop sitting?

Lilly

NO!

Miley

Fine!

Lilly

Hah- [gasps] MAN!! You owe me an apple!

Miley

Would you keep it down, I'm on the phone!

Miley

Oh, Rico.

Rico

Hey, bubble-brain, how's it going?

Miley

Aww, smart, funny, and-

Lilly

Dead on about that bubble-brain. [Miley glares at her] But just in biology. Other than that, you're sharp as a tick!

Miley

That's tack.

Lilly

You see?

Rico

Good thing you two are pretty.

Miley

What?

Rico

That song, those moves, your voice. It all reminds me of some famous singer.

Miley

Kelly Clarkson?

Lilly

Hilary Duff?

Oliver

[snaps fingers] Jay-Z!

Rico

I got it! Hannah Montana!

Miley

How about that, you little joker, you're so- [scoffs]

Rico

You're right. What was I thinking? This bubble-brain could never pull off something like that!

Oliver

Wow, a week without talking. That’s gotta be hard for a girl. Now us guys, we're different. I don't need to talk. If I couldn't talk for a month, it wouldn't bother me at all, but girls just talk, talk, talk, talk, talk! Hey, Sally! Nice capris. Oh, I like your purse! (Miley shows her marker board to Oliver) Okay, now that’s just rude.

Lilly

Miley, I know this is gonna be hard for you, but you gotta stop fighting it. And don't worry, we're gonna be here for you until you get your voice back.

Hey Lilly, you wanna catch a few?

Lilly

Oh yeah! (Looks at Miley) Please, please, please, please? Look! (Miley points to the ocean)

Lilly

[as she and Miley hug] Oh, it's so good to hear your voice again!

Miley

[angrily] "I heart Dex"?!

Lilly

[desperately] The last thing you want to do is overwork it!

Miley

"Betty Burg's Address"?!

Oliver

Oh man, did you make her look dumb!

Miley

"Just plant one on her right now, big boy"?!

Oliver

Oh, like you weren't thinking it!

Oliver

[to Jackson/Bucky Kentucky] Dude, dude, dude, dude, you rock!!

Lilly

[screaming] I LOVE YOU!!

Lilly

I like your Mom. She's funny.

Oliver

[dreamily] She's pretty too...

Miley

That's it. You're outta here!

Oliver

Wait! Why am I going? I don't want to go! STOP! This is not fair!

Robby

There ya go Lilly. Why don't ya read it to me to see how it sounds.

Lilly

"Dear Lilly and Oliver-" Oh boy.

Robby

Keep going. It gets better.

Lilly

"How dumb do y'all think I am? Love, Robby Ray." ...I like the "love" part.

You are so cute.

Lilly

You’re cuter!

No, you’re cuter.

Lilly

No, you’re cuter.

Miley

Yeah. You’re both adorable. Can you pass the salt?

I made you a mixed CD. To celebrate the 9 days we’ve spent together.

Miley

It’s right there, next to the pepper!

Lilly

The soundtrack of our love…

Miley

Help me out here, people! I’m chewing on cardboard here!

You make me so happy Lily Pad!

Lilly

Not as happy as you make me, Lukey-Wukey

Miley

Oh my God, I think I’m gonna pukey-wukey.

Jake

Except for this wig. It's worse than the one I wore in Teen BigFoot. "The only thing bigger than his feet-"

[in unison] Was his-

Oliver

[suddenly waking up] WAS HIS HEART!

Miley

RUN!

Lilly

Why?

Miley

Soccer Mom with a taser!

Miley

Lilly why do you read that tabloid trash, it's nothing but lies...

Lilly

[reading tabloid] Hannah Montana looks fabulous...

Miley

...with the occasional glimmer of truth.

Lilly

You didn't let me finish. [reading tabloid] ...too bad she's really a guy!

Miley

You have got to be kidding me!

Lilly

I can't believe you didn't tell me! [gasps] You slept over my house! [gasps] You borrowed my bras!

Miley

Hey I look good in a mustache. Oh yeah, I would totally date me.

Lilly

Me too.

[in unison] Awkward!

Lilly

Oh oh.

Miley

Let me guess, it's another article about Jake Ryan isn't it.

Lilly

It says his movie is done and he's back in town for the premiere.

Miley

Big whack, I don't need some guy who kisses me knowing that he's about to leave for 6 months and do some stupid movie.

Miley

Jake could fall out of the sky wearing a tuxedo and I wouldn't care.

Lilly

Um, Miley?

Miley

I'm serious. He could come down, giving me a dozen roses and it would make no difference. Zero! Zilch! El zippo!

Lilly

What if he got on his knees and begged you to take him back?

Miley

Like that's ever gonna happen.

Jake

Sorry it's only one rose, but I did bring chocolates.

Lilly

Not just chocolates. chocolates from the sky!

Miley

Jake, I don't know what to say, so I guess I'll just show you how I feel! (Pours her smoothie on him)

Lilly

(Grabs the chocolates and walks away) Thank you!

Miley

Thanks! Another basket from Jake. What a surprise!

Robby

I agree Mile, you either date this boy Jake, or tell him to send a work-out tape, cuz I'm one muffin away from my easy fit jeans

Miley

I got two words for yeh, Will power

Robby

I got two words for you, Mini jellys. Mhh I am so weak.

Lilly

Look who was waiting in the drive way.(Holding a cardboard cutout of jake) You can almost hear him say: Miley take me back, give me one more chance!

Miley

Oh, I'll give you something.

Robby

Not the chocolate chip ones, use the bran, nobody eats those.

Lilly

Oh my dad does, he calls them nature's broom. Uh, peanut butter balls.

Miley

Hello! Guys, this jerk hurt me and he's not gonna win me back with peanut butter balls.

Robby

Ok, you're right darling. I'm getting rid of everything. Mhh and I'll start by grilling up these perfect marinade T-bones.

Lilly

Medium rare please.

Robby

Got it.

Lilly

Come on Miley, the poor guy has done just about everything , what else can he do?

Miley

You're never gonna stop are you.

Jake

Miley, You've dumped stuff on me, and you've yelled at me, the one thing you haven't done is tell me that you don't care about me, tell me that and I'll go away.

Lilly

No, you can't, he's so and you, I mean, come on.

Jake

I know I kissed you then left and I'm sorry, but I never stopped thinking about you.

Lilly

Oh he never stopped and now I mean come on. I'll just go help with the steaks.

Miley

You do that.

Lilly

(Talking to the cardboard cutout of Jake)Come on Jake'rs

Miley

Ok, I never stopped thinking about you either.

Jake

Then you'll give me another chance?

Miley

How about we start with tonight?

Jake

Uh, Slight problem, tonight's my movie premiere.

Miley

Oh, That's ok, I mean, it's a little more public than I wanted but eh.

Jake

No no no no, eh, see the thing is.

Miley

You already have a date don't you.

Jake

It's not a real date ok, it's with my co-star ok, we just have to pretend that we're dating for the press, you know.. A kiss or too, but it doesn't mean anything.

Miley

Nothing you say ever means anything. You're the same jerk you were six months ago, only now, you're a jerk with a headache.

Jake

I don't have a... Oh no.

Miley

(Hits him with his shield) Oh yes!

Miley

We sure are Jakey. Look at her draped over him like drapes, cheap cligy drapes. It's disgusting.

Robby

It sure is.

Miley

How can you guys keep eating that stuff? That's Jake's steak. It's the steak that he drove through my heart.

Robby

The good news is it cuts like butter.

Miley

Dad!!

Robby

I'm sorry darlin' but you're better off without him. I mean, if he's gonna choose her over you, he obviously has no taste.

Lilly

Except in meat; this filet is fantastic!

Lilly

I wish for an A on the project. What do you wish for?

Miley

Oh man, I wish... I wish there was no secret. I was just Hannah Montana all the time. Sure would make life a whole lot easier.