Lilly why do you read that tabloid trash, it's nothing but lies...
[reading tabloid] Hannah Montana looks fabulous...
...with the occasional glimmer of truth.
You didn't let me finish. [reading tabloid] ...too bad she's really a guy!
You have got to be kidding me!
I can't believe you didn't tell me! [gasps] You slept over my house! [gasps] You borrowed my bras!
Hey I look good in a mustache. Oh yeah, I would totally date me.
Me too.
[share weird look]
[in unison] Awkward!
Oh oh.
Let me guess, it's another article about Jake Ryan isn't it.
It says his movie is done and he's back in town for the premiere.
Big whack, I don't need some guy who kisses me knowing that he's about to leave for 6 months and do some stupid movie.
Jake could fall out of the sky wearing a tuxedo and I wouldn't care.
[Jake falls from the sky in a parachute and a tuxedo.]
Um, Miley?
I'm serious. He could come down, giving me a dozen roses and it would make no difference. Zero! Zilch! El zippo!
What if he got on his knees and begged you to take him back?
Like that's ever gonna happen.
[Lilly points to Jake and Miley turns around and sees him.]
Sorry it's only one rose, but I did bring chocolates.
[Chocolates fall from the sky into his hand.]
Not just chocolates. chocolates from the sky!
Jake, I don't know what to say, so I guess I'll just show you how I feel! (Pours her smoothie on him)
(Grabs the chocolates and walks away) Thank you!
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