Miley Stewart quotes from Hannah Montana

Lilly

I'm late aren't I?

Miley

Just a smidge!

Miley

(walks up to the Cracker waving hands) Yah! Hi-Yah! Be afraid cause' Miley like a puma! Hi-Yah!

Lilly

Yeah, that's right Cracka'. You better run cause' miley's is brave!

Miley

(in scared voice) Miley like a puma?! Hi-Yah?! ... Miley run like a puma!

Miley

You can go home and relax. Ahhhh.

Jackson

Or, you can make a moose. Oooooh.

Miley

Go home and relax. Ahhhhh.

Jackson

Make a moose. Oooooh.

I think I want to...make a moose!

Miley

[in failure] Ahhhhhhhh!

Miley

(singing) She's done, I won! I didn't cave, now you're my slave! I get to go, to the fashion show! Ha ha ha ha ha, HA!

Jackson

Whoa whoa whoa, slow down there, Busta Rhymes!

Lilly

You'll never be able to go to school again! Unless you move to the South Pole, completely cut off from all civilization, and you'll eventually go mad, mad I tell you, MAD!

Miley

You put extra sugar in your cereal this morning, didn't you?

Lilly

Yes, and now the room is spinning...

Miley

Hey, bro!

Jackson

Junior, Freshman, no bro, gotta go!

Lilly

You brought Beary the Bear to school?

Miley

Hey! It was a big day, I'm nervous and... he wanted to see the school!

Lilly

Well, would you zip him back up, please?

Miley

Okay... but not all the way, he's afraid of the dark.

Robby

[trying to get Miley up for school] Don't make me get the water bucket!

Miley

[suddenly sits up, eyes wide open] You wouldn't!

Jackson

[comes in, wet] Oh yes he would!

Rico

[after kissing Miley on the lips] He shoots! He scores!

Miley

He's toast! [begins to chase Rico] You better run, pal!

Miley

Your goin down Phoney Joanie!

Lilly

Who smells like week old Baloney

Miley

Been in your locker all alone-y!

Lilly

Right next to that...that...

Miley

Melted ice-cream cone-y!

Lilly

Ooh! Girl, you are in the zone-y!

Yo, Salt-n-Pepa, wanna bet on it?

Miley

Does she? How 'bout winning captain gets to give loosing captain a little haircut.

You're on!

Lilly

Or, we could bet a quarter, 'cuz it's just about the fun of competition!

No, it's really about me kicking your butt again! Yeah!!

Miley

What is taking Oliver so long?

Lilly

What do you expect, it's Oliver... Now would you stop pacing?

Miley

Will you stop sitting?

Lilly

NO!

Miley

Fine!

Lilly

Hah- [gasps] MAN!! You owe me an apple!

Miley

Would you keep it down, I'm on the phone!

Miley

Oh, Rico.

Rico

Hey, bubble-brain, how's it going?

Miley

Aww, smart, funny, and-

Lilly

Dead on about that bubble-brain. [Miley glares at her] But just in biology. Other than that, you're sharp as a tick!

Miley

That's tack.

Lilly

You see?

Rico

Good thing you two are pretty.

Miley

What?

Rico

That song, those moves, your voice. It all reminds me of some famous singer.

Miley

Kelly Clarkson?

Lilly

Hilary Duff?

Oliver

[snaps fingers] Jay-Z!

Rico

I got it! Hannah Montana!

Miley

How about that, you little joker, you're so- [scoffs]

Rico

You're right. What was I thinking? This bubble-brain could never pull off something like that!

Lilly

[as she and Miley hug] Oh, it's so good to hear your voice again!

Miley

[angrily] "I heart Dex"?!

Lilly

[desperately] The last thing you want to do is overwork it!

Miley

"Betty Burg's Address"?!

Oliver

Oh man, did you make her look dumb!

Miley

"Just plant one on her right now, big boy"?!

Oliver

Oh, like you weren't thinking it!

Lilly

I like your Mom. She's funny.

Oliver

[dreamily] She's pretty too...

Miley

That's it. You're outta here!

Oliver

Wait! Why am I going? I don't want to go! STOP! This is not fair!