Miley Stewart quotes from Hannah Montana

Robby

C'mon, let's not forget who pulled you out of that well when you were six.

Miley

And let's not forget who pushed me in!

Miley

I thought you were graduating!

I am!

Miley

Elementary school!

Jake

Plus it was kind of cool that you did all that just to make me jealous.

Miley

Whoa, whoa, slow down ego-boy, why would I try to make you jealous? Besides, you have a girlfriend.

Jake

Holly? She's not my girlfriend. We have a movie coming out, so we've been hanging out as a publicity thing.

Miley

Why didn't you tell me that before?!

Jake

Ah...well...I think I....

Miley

Wait a minute...you were trying to make ME jealous.

Jake

Was not.

Miley

Was too... Admit it, Jake, you like me!

Jake

No! You like me- just say it.

Miley

No, you say it.

Jake

No, you.

Miley

No, YOU!

Isn't that your senior boyfriend over there? [points to Willis]

Miley

No, that's just some guy who looks like him.

I'm King Willis!

Miley

And has the same name.

Hi Miley!

Miley

And knows me.

Miley

Willis drinks it black.

Jake

Holly drinks a latte.

Miley

Willis shaves.

Jake

Holly waxes.

Miley

Willis is a senior.

Jake

[trying to keep a strait face] Wow...

Miley

Toodles!

Miley

Well we gotta find a way to make her take the money.

Oliver

Yeah, and maybe an umbrella.

Lilly

I bet she will take the donation from a generous celebrity.

Miley

I bet she would

Oliver

Yeah right! Where are we gonna find one of those?

Miley

You think he'd learn by now?

Jackson

How did I lose my card?!

Miley

Oh, don't worry, it's probably right next to your brain... Oh, then you'll never find it.

Jackson

How did the carpet make sense?

Miley

The guy said it would match my shoes?

Oliver

I think I'm in love! [walks toward sandwich] You're wearing avocado, aren't you? You know what that does to me.

Miley

What's wrong with you, boy?

Oliver

It's free food, I'm a guy, do the math.

Miley

Oh, I have to have these shoes!

Oliver

Why?

Miley

They're shoes, I'm a girl, do the math.

Jackson

Why did Dad call a family meeting? I hate family meetings.

Miley

What did you do?

Jackson

What do you mean, what did I do, what did you do?

Miley

I didn't do anything, I never do anything.

Jackson

Listen, it doesn't matter who did what, just as long as we stay united, stay strong and stand together. [sees Robbie coming and points at Miley] She did it, she did it, I saw her with my own two eyes. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Jackson

You are a cruel cruel father.

Oh yeah? Would a cruel cruel father give you these? [takes two credit cards out]

Credit cards!

Miley

My very first credit card. Today I am woman [kisses her credit card]

And I am still a Dad and these cards are just used for emergencies only!

Miley

[interrupted by Jackson] Jackson I'm trying to rehearse for the American Teen Music Awards!

Jackson

Yeah. Don't worry; you're not bothering me.

Miley

But you're bothering me!

Jackson

Oh right. Don't care. Look out cow! Ooh... look at that heifer fly. Right into the marching band!

Miley

Hey Jackson, you have a real car, you know. Here's a thought: Get in it and drive away!

Rico

Fine, fine, you win.

Miley

[excited] I do?

Rico

[grinning] Yeah. He's fired.

Miley

What just happened?

Robby

I just ran over an armadillo.