Miley Stewart quotes from Hannah Montana

Miley

Hotshot Hollywood Honcho say what?

Miley

[dressed as her character, Indiana Joannie] I have a whip!!!!!!!!!!! And I have no idea how to use it!

Miley

Hey daddy! Nacho cheese! I get it! Ugh! (lies back down)

Miley

I wanna move back to Tennessee.

Miley

Really? Yay, yay, yay, yay, yay?

Miley

Teacher who just spoiled without a doubt the greatest moment of my life say what?

Miley

'Cause I'm her hero.

Miley

[about Johnny] He is so cute!

Honey, at your age, there's only two things that are cute. Squirrels and little puppy dogs. Whew. I tell you I hate wearing this thing. [takes off his fake mustache] It's like kissing your great Aunt Clara.

(shudder) Eww!

Oliver

Big deal! You see this towel? She gave it to me, in her dressing room. She really did.

Amber

Uh, yeah, and she gave me this sandwich.

Oliver

It's true!

Lilly

Ignore them, Oliver. They're not worth it.

Miley

[to Amber and Ashley] Wait a minute, he's telling the truth. And she gave Lilly something, too.

Lilly

What are you doing?

Miley

You’ll see. [takes out Lilly's scarf from Hannah Montana]

Ashley

That's Hannah Montana's scarf.

Amber

From the concert.

Miley

Yeah, Hannah gave it to her.

Lilly

But you know what? You guys are much cooler than me. You should have it. [puts the scarf on Amber]

Amber

Oh, my gosh.

Ashley

Hey! I want that! [she and Amber fight over the scarf]

Oliver

[to Lilly] Why did you do that?

Miley

I think I know. [to the other students] Hey, everybody!

It's Hannah Montana's scarf!

Miley

What about Lilly? You guys would be perfect together!

Lilly

Excuse me?

Miley

You're both stubborn.

[in unison] I am not!

Miley

See, you always agree with each other!

No, we don't!

Miley

I am definitely seeing a couple here!

You're not, because I'm not!

Robby

You know what that boy needs? A real girlfriend.

Miley

Dad, that is the smartest thing you've ever said!

Robby

You what they say, every now and again, even a blind pig snorts up a truffle.

Lilly

And that is the weirdest.

Hannah

What does it take with you?! What more do I have to do?! You and Hannah Montana are never gonna be together.

Oliver

Why not?

Miley

Because... [takes off her wig and sunglasses] I'm Hannah Montana. Me, Miley. [Oliver passes out] Okay, that went well.

Miley

Have you ever pictured yourself with Miley, your friend, the dork?

Oliver

You're not a dork.

Miley

Oh, come on. What about the time I tripped in the biology lab and spilled frog juice all over you?

Oliver

Oh, right. Mom made me take off my pants in the school parking lot.

Miley

Or when we we were at Andrew's birthday party and you accidentally knocked me into the pool in your one-man stampede for the cake?

Oliver

That's not fair. It was an ice-cream long cake and you know I have to get an end cut.

Miley

Lilly, my dad said no.

Lilly

You think he said no. He really said go. no. go. It's a mistake anybody can make. [drags Miley] Come on.

Miley

I love lying to him.

Lilly

You're right it's fun!