Miley and Oliver in “Unfinished Business”

Miley

Have you ever pictured yourself with Miley, your friend, the dork?

Oliver

You're not a dork.

Miley

Oh, come on. What about the time I tripped in the biology lab and spilled frog juice all over you?

Oliver

Oh, right. Mom made me take off my pants in the school parking lot.

Miley

Or when we we were at Andrew's birthday party and you accidentally knocked me into the pool in your one-man stampede for the cake?

Oliver

That's not fair. It was an ice-cream long cake and you know I have to get an end cut.