Miley Stewart quotes from Hannah Montana

Who wants the last achy-breaky, everybody-wakey, do a little shakey, pancakey?

Jackson

[Miley and Jackson both grab the plate] You already had 2, piggy! [snorts]

Miley

Oh, wow! I didn't know you could count that high! Now give it!

Jackson

I'm still a growing boy!

Miley

[scoffs] Not since the fourth grade you're not! Now hand it over!

Okay, your mom wanted kids, I wanted dogs…I still want dogs! Now work it out.

Miley

You're right, Jackson, I have a simple solution! [grabs the pancake, and licks it] Ha! [Jackson grabs the pancake and takes a bite out of it]

Jackson

HA!!! Sixteen years and still doing rookie mistakes!

Jackson

Ow, my head!

Miley

Your head? My tights! [Robbie Ray looks at Miley]

Jackson

Who are you guys?

Miley

[sarcastic] Very funny, Jackson!

Jackson

Who's Jackson?

Sweet Pea, I think he's serious!

Jackson

Who's sweet Pea? I don't remember anything!

Miley

Okay, let's not panic! [Robbie turns to her] It's not like he knew that much before.

Miley

Daddy-who-better-be-ready-to-catch-me-say-what?

What? [Miley faints, Robbie Ray catches her]

Miley

I want my rotten, stinkin', pancake-stealin' brother back!

You miss him, huh?

Miley

More than I ever thought I would!

Jackson

Well, it sure took you long enough!

Miley

[confused] Jackson? [relieved, extends her arms for a hug and walks closer] Jackson! [angry] Jackson!

Jackson

[nods] Amnesia? What'd you think this was? An episode of Gilligan's Island?

Miley

But, if it helps at all, my life is fantastic!

Lilly

That helps me how?

Miley

Well, good morning, Selfish Sally!

Jackson

Enjoy the reunion, dad!

Miley

Call us when you land, love you!

Jackson

[to Miley] He is gonna have so much fun seeing the band again!

Miley

And it is so cool that he trusts us to leave us alone for the first time....

Sucker!!! [they both laugh]

Miley

[enters the house with Jackson while singing and dancing] We're gonna party!

Jackson

[singing and dancing] And party harty!

Miley

[singing and dancing] With my friend Marty!

Jackson

[singing and dancing] You don't know a Marty!

Miley

[singing and dancing] But it rhymes with party!

Jackson

[singing and dancing] That's kinda smarty!

Hannah

[imitating Robbie Ray] Now, young man, I expect you home before curfew!

Jackson

[also imitating Robbie Ray] And bud, you call if you're gonna be late! [flips imaginary long hair]

[both laugh]

Jackson

Shall we, my curfewless compadre?

Hannah

We shall, my sneaky sibling! [holds onto Jackson's arm]

Surprise!

[both screams]

Oliver

Miley, thanks!

Miley

You're welcome!

You're the best friend ever!

Miley

Yes, I am.

Oliver

This is kinda weird for you, huh?

Miley

Yes, it is.

Oliver

We should probably go.

Miley

Yes, you should.

Miley

[she shuts the door after they left] Coldplay, Radiohead, hello! Hannah Montana in the room!

Miley

(freezes)

Lilly

(whispers) Keep walking.

Miley

(on the phone) Lilly, I mean it. It's code red! Code red!

Lilly

(panting and standing next to Miley) Why didn't you say so?

Miley

(hangs up and becomes shocked) Man, you weren't kidding about that knot!

Lilly

(holding a comb with Oliver's hair) And he thought I couldn't get it out.

(holding a surfboard and singing) Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Lilly

Oh my gosh, you're in love with Jesse?

Miley

(pacing back and forth) I'm not in love with Jesse.

Lilly

And yet you saw him on Jake's body. Interesting.

Miley

Okay, fine. I'm a little bit attracted to him but I can control it because I'm not going to let this ruin what I have with Jake. I mean we have so much history. We have way too much history to throw it all away on some intense, brooding, passionate, (starts smiling and daydreaming) strong, yet sensitive guy-

Lilly

Miley.

Miley

Who has these warm brown eyes that move you like the moon and the tide. A dance as old as time itself.

Lilly

Well, as long as you can control it.

Miley

Control what? (snaps out of it) Oh boy.

Miley

The walrus sings at midnight?

Robby

The walrus sings at midnight, that's it.

Miley

(angry) Daddy, the walrus sings at midnight.

Robby

(realizes something) I get it, I get it. Uh...I might go for another run. You know, a little more oneness with the world. (leaves)

Miley

[after Oliver's out of earshot, and having just discovered Oliver's got a crush on the nurse.] Good dang, nurse! Oliver is crushing on someone old enough to remember the Beatles!

Lilly

[confused] The who?

Miley

[thinking she said "The Who"] Them too!

Miley

What do you want?

Oliver

My girlfriend back.

Miley

(scoffs) You think you can just waltz in here with that "Lilly I'm sorry" look on your face and she's just gonna run into your arms like nothing ever-

Lilly

Olipop! (hugs Oliver)

Miley

Lucky guess.

Oliver

Lilly I'm so sorry I've been such a jerk. Yeah I got caught up in all of the attention but Miley's right. None of this means anything to me if I can't share it with you. Will you please forgive me?

Lilly

(points her finger at Miley)

Miley

Fine I guess we will.

Lilly

(makes a thumbs up)

Jackson

Can you just hold on for one second? Miles, can you read the serial number on this thing.

Miley

Yeah. I-M-A.

Jackson

(on the phone) I-M-A.

Miley

DORK.

Jackson

(on the phone) DORK. (turns to Miley)

Miley

Finally. You finally admit it.

Miley

Hi birthday girl. What's up?

Lilly

Well I'm down here by the beach where Oliver planned a picnic and a romantic sunset walk by the water and any chick flick I wanted, even the one when Orlando Bloom falls in love with a mermaid and sells his soul for gills and a flipper.

Miley

Sounds like the perfect day.

Lilly

I know and it would be (frowns) if he wasn't sick.

Miley

Are you sure he's not faking it? I mean some guys would do anything to get out of a fishy chick flick.

Lilly

No he's definitely sick. You should have heard him on the phone. (imitates Oliver) Oh Lilly, I'm so sorry. (sniffs sickly) He's so cute!

Miley

Yeah because it's your birthday I'm gonna let that go. But don't worry, I'll be home in a couple of hours. Until then, go to my house, watch some t.v. and help yourself to daddy's private stash of Fudgey Buddies.

Robby

(overhears this and becomes shocked) What?! She's not family.

Miley

And when I get back, we'll do whatever you like.

Lilly

Aw really? Thanks. I'm feeling better already. (someone throws a Frisbee at the table) Hey man. (throws something at the guy)

Miley

What was that?

Lilly

Oh it's nothing. Don't worry. (gets knocked down accidentally by a surfboard) Hurry.

Miley

Don't worry. Nothing is going to keep me away from your birthday.

(into a microphone) Attention passengers, due to mechanical difficulties Flight 64 to Los Angeles has been canceled.

Miley

Mousy voice ticket saleslady say what?

I said (speaks into microphone again) Attention passengers-

Miley

I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID!

Lilly

What was that?

Miley

I think the new housekeeper just found Jackson's room.