Miley[She is driving her car and listening to one of her songs, and singing along] Sometimes I lie to the government just to get my license to drive a car, and now I'm on my way to the party to see Amber and rub her face in and na na na, [she gets pulled over] good!
DOfficer DiAria
License, please.
Miley
Oh yes, is there a problem officer…Diarrhea?
DOfficer DiAria
It's "DiAria".
Miley
Of course it is my bad.
DOfficer DiAria
Your turn signal's been on for the last mile and a half.
Miley
Oh is my face red? You are very good at your job... They should make you captain! I'll write a letter. Thanks so much for your help, it's been great working with you. B'bye.
DOfficer DiAria
Ah, not so fast miss, first, explain to me why your license says, Hannah Montana.
Miley
Oh that's just because…Sweet niblets!
Miley
[Miley is out of Jail, Robbie is driving her home] Kids, we do the darn'est things, but you gotta love us, you gotta love me right?
You know bud you wanted something so bad that you bent the rules to get it, and anytime you do that it's gonna bite you on the butt.
Miley
And you are right, you are absolutely right, 2 hours and 23 minutes in the slammer can really change a person, I've learned my lesson, so any other, you know punishment would be completely pointless.
Well I wouldn't necessarily go that far.
Miley
[Turns the car around] Daddy can we please not go down this road, this is where the party is and the last I want is to be seen being driven by my dad. [look's at Robbie] Oh no!
Miley
Oh daddy, why don't you just pull out a blow horn and announce my arrival.
You know me too well darlin'. [Says on the blow horn] Hey everybody it's Miley Stewart's daddy droppin' her off at the party because she didn't get her license ha ha. How's that for punishment.
Miley
[Miley has her license in hand, look's at the picture and says] This is so not fair, who takes a picture on 2, everyone knows you do it on 3, 1 2 3.
It's really not that bad.
Are you kidding, it looks like a horse stepped on her face.
Oliver that's ridiculous. It's more like she ran into a plate glass door.. [makes silly face]
DKDuncan Keats on TV
You know, I kissed a girl named Rosemary Pesto once! She sure could've used a mint!
Miley
Oh my gosh, that totally reminds me when I kissed [Robbie Ray looks at her] nobody, nobody.. [nervous smile]
I love our relationship! You pretend you don't kiss boys, and I pretend I believe you!
Miley
[Jackson is sitting with Robbie at the table, and they both have made small faces on their hands] Dad, I need to talk with you..
[interrupts Miley] Excuse me but we are having a very important conversation right now. [Jackson shows his hand face and says] Please let Jackson go to the party, or I'll be his only friend, and that would be sad, and weird.
[Robbie looks at Jackson, then shows his hand face and says] No. [Robbie's hand face has a mullet and sideburns].
You're the worst dad ever!
My dad plays second base?, I'll give you a thousand bucks? Miley, you set this up.
Miley
Set what up? What are you talking about?
Look at me in the eye and Super Secret Swear that you did not give that guy money to buy my hat.
Miley
(who's looking at Lilly in the eye) Lilly... I did not give that guy money to buy your hat. Super Secret Swear.
(who cartwheels in excitement) YES, I'M GOING TO DC!!! Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy...
MOMiley and Oliver
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on
Lily [frustrated] Come on, come on, come on! Are we gonna spend the entire weekend waiting to see if [to Miley] you got the part, or if [to Oliver] you got the gig? Get up! Move! Do something! [Miley and Oliver stand up, and exchange seats]
Miley
Happy?
It is times like this, I thank my lucky stars I have no talent!
Miley
I didn't get the part, that's why Howard hasn't called me, he doesn't have the guts. Or he's having trouble with his guts in the bathroom. Poor Howard. Call!
You know, I did great! Mr. Meadow's just jealous. He's jealous that he doesn't have my talent. I mean, you know what they say, those who can't sing teach.
Hey, maybe I should be a teacher
MOMiley and Oliver
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy....
Hey, I'd make a great teacher, supportive, fun, but no talking back, that is un-acceptable, un-acceptable I say!
You really wanna go down that road?
Miley
Absolutely! [walks away…and comes back momentarily] What road? And exactly why wouldn't I wanna go down there?
You know the road that starts if you tell dad this about me it ends with me telling dad everything I know about you.
Miley
[laughs] Okay, when you say "everything"?
Everything, past, present, and future.
Miley
[in high tone] Future? [scared] What kind of brother are you?
I guess you can consider me a traitor, much like Benedict Arnold in 1779, gave away West Point to [lifts his jeans] the British.
Hey, I'm just going for a quick jog, good luck on your test
What do you mean by that?
Nothing, I'm just saying good luck!
You got everything covered?
What do you mean by that?
Wow, son, take it easy, I can see you're stressed, but everything's gonna be fine!
RRRobbie Ray and Jackson
Bye [Robbie Ray leaves]
It's so hot in here! [lifts his sleeve] No sweating, no smudging! [lifts his jeans] No sweating, no smudging!
Miley
Loosening up some cheating skiln, so you can write down more cheating answers, Floppy McCheaterPants?
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