Sean (about Lily): Only three more years...
Til she goes away to college?
No. Until she can be tried as an adult.
S2Baby, You Can't Drive My Car
(After finding out Brad took the car)
He's the last person I'd suspect!
Yeah, he's so nice!
Plus, he's such a doofus.
This is why I don't tell you things, cuz you over react!
I am not over-reacting. The appropriate reaction would be to swing you around by your hair!
Walt (to Brad): We're just gonna go have a little sit-down with your old man.
He's gonna kick my ass!
That salad shooter? He doesn't have the stones.
I don't know what that means.
I'll explain it to you on the way out.
S2Dream On
Walt (to Sean): You gotta learn to control your frustrations.
This from the man who spent half his life screaming at appliances.
I was hoping for more from you.
(When Walt pours some Apple Cider for himself and Henry)
This tastes funny.
Whoa! This cider's turned
Turned into what?
Into grown up cider.
I don't like it.
Well, that's good because we have a family history of liking it.
S2Smoke on the Daughter
Ooh, an armoire.
That's what they call it.
(in French accent) Oh, then we should buy this "armoire"' and put it in the "boudoir" next to the "toilette". Ooh-la-la.
S2I Saw Daddy Hitting Santa Claus
A goat and a sheep, that could be dangerous. They could spawn a hybrid creature with the strength of a goat and the cunning of a sheep.
S2Let's Talk About Sex, Henry
I don't want Henry thinking "sexuality" is a dirty word.
What are you talking about? It is the mother of all dirty words. All the other dirty words come from it.
I can think of one that doesn't. Oh no, that links up too.
Sean (about Henry): Why'd they put him in 219? He's not a problem kid.
We weren't problem kids. We just marched to a different drummer.
You were in 219?
I started 219.
Sean, I don't want my baby in 219.
You think I do?
I became a man in 219.
Eddie (to Held Back Kid): Hey, that's a nice tattoo. Did you do that yourself?
HBHeld Back Kid
Yeah.
Why are you so into "Satin"?
HBHeld Back Kid
It says "Satan."
You don't win the spelling bees, do you?
S2Don't Fear the Reefer
Sean (to Claudia): Why do you keep your bridesmaid dresses?
They're expensive!
Well, so is pot!
Yes, but I'm not worried the kids are going to find them.
Aren't you forgetting something?
(Flashback to Henry bouncing on a bed in a dress)
I'm a lady! (blows a kiss)
Claudia (to Sean): Be careful!
Oh, thank you! That's the one thing I forgot, to be careful with a saw thirty feet up in the air.
You're welcome. When you go to the hospital, make sure you bring your arm.
Dan (to Sean): The ham's getting COLD and the beer's getting WARM.
Then why don't you try wrapping your HAM around your BEER! (goes inside)
DDan
That might work!
S2Take It to the Limit
Yeah! Well...I read somewhere that compulsive shopping was a disease!
Cholera is a disease. Compulsive shopping is something a 16 year-old does when she wants to look cute for a party and someone gives her a credit card.
[Sean turns to face Claudia]
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