You know, hearing it out loud makes me realize I'm the worst dad in the world
Please. You're not even the worst dad in the house.
(Walt glares)
How do two fourteen year old girls even get from Staten Island to the middle of New Jersey?
Well, if their fathers have achieved a basic level of competence, they don't get there.
Dad, I don't need your help.
No, of course not, just let it play out. At some point, the state'll intervene.
You have literally pushed me off a cliff! You have literally pushed me to my death! I am literally dying. I am literally dead from embarrassment because of you!
Lily, you really need to look up the definition of the word 'literally'.
I am literally going insane!
Alright! Good usage!
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