Greg the Bunny quotes from Greg the Bunny

Oh my God. Oh my God. James, what did he do to my dog?! Make it stop!

Jimmy

Hey, what happened?

Oh, Jimmy. Come on--what do you want me to say, man? You want me to say that Jack came over here, neutered the pooch and replaced his kabangers with Sammy Davis, Jr.'s eyes? Is that what you want me to say?

He attacked me.

You must have been taunting him!

Oh, you know, you should be a rape counselor.

My fur is aching.

I am going to violate you, bunny.

I am a man of mystery.

Okay, you're apologizing to him?

Jimmy

Yeah, well, look--

He castrated my dog!

You castrated my best friend.

Oh, Chelsea wants. Look at you, man. You're on a shorter leash than her stupid dog. You know, we used to hang out. We used to play Nintendo. We used to melt stuff.

Jimmy

Oh, Greg, that's so cute. That you're jealous. I mean, don't worry. It's perfectly normal. Perfectly healthy. Just a tad bit gay.

Oh, yeah. Says the guy with the sweater tied around his shirt.

Hey, James. Winston had a little accident on your lawn.

Ooh, is he dead? Oh. That kind of accident.

Jack

What do you get when you add two pieces of ice with one piece of ice?

What?

Jack

Threezing. Brrrr!

...then, he reached out--

He touched you?!

Tardy

Nobody's 'upposed to touch me where my bathing suit covers!

Gil

...and our little friend, Greg... Beetle-Beetlejuice.

It's Bizzlebosh. I think. And don't say "Beetlejuice" two more times.

Jimmy

Dude, you were crying?

Oh, you're one to talk! You bawl like a baby every time you watch Rudy!

Jimmy

Yeah, because he's so little, but he tries so big...

Warren, you are a self-hating sock!

Self-hating sock with a mini-fridge.

Are you okay, Dottie?

Dottie

(crying) Yes Greg, now go away

You don't look okay -- what's wrong?

Dottie

I can't tell you, it's too embarassing

Is it more embarrassing than peeing pants during a little league game and then to hide it you fall in a puddle but nobody buys it and everyone starts calling you "Puddle Pants"?

Dottie

Yeah it's more embarrassing.

Is it more embarrassing than seeing 'Nightmare on Elm Street' and you're so scared you pee youself so you pour soda on it but nobody buys it and everyone changes your nickname from "Puddle Pants" to "Pepsi Pants"?

Dottie

Yes Greg, it's more embarrassing.

Oh... then what's wrong?

Alright, men, let's get a weapons check.

Jack

I got a wrench.

I got a rope.

Blah

I got a candlestick.

Jimmy

Guys, we're going to beat up Leo, not play Clue.

Oh, this doesn't seem like a very respectful funeral. Look what they've done to Rochester.

Jimmy

Well, Greg, when some people die, it's a time to be sad. You know, but when others die, like the Irish or really evil people, it's a time to celebrate.

No, wait, Rochester. Look, Mr. Bender, if you don't hire Rochester, then I quit!

Rochester

You would do that for me?

Yes, I would.

Rochester

So, Gil, are you recasting? 'Cause I'm available.