Greg and Dottie in “Unfinished Business”

Are you okay, Dottie?

(crying) Yes Greg, now go away

You don't look okay -- what's wrong?

I can't tell you, it's too embarassing

Is it more embarrassing than peeing pants during a little league game and then to hide it you fall in a puddle but nobody buys it and everyone starts calling you "Puddle Pants"?

Yeah it's more embarrassing.

Is it more embarrassing than seeing 'Nightmare on Elm Street' and you're so scared you pee youself so you pour soda on it but nobody buys it and everyone changes your nickname from "Puddle Pants" to "Pepsi Pants"?

Yes Greg, it's more embarrassing.

Oh... then what's wrong?