Leo quotes from Greg the Bunny

Alright, you're all such great actors -- why don't you act like you're putting your weapons down.

Blah

Jack, you were in 'Nam. What do you do when someone points a weapon at you, blah?

Jack

You spend three years in a bamboo cage.

Leo, Warren Demontague. The pleasure is mutual. Looking forward to our scene together.

Correct me if I'm wrong. But if I'm playing a mailman, why would I be doing a scene with a dog?

I, sir, am an actor first, a puppet second, and an ape third! I am not a dog! But if I were, I would bite you thusly!

Dottie

[singing] Hey, Mr. Mailman, what's in your sack?

[singing] Letters for Dottie, letters for Jack. I hand out letters, that's what I do. I hand out letters to you, you and you. I pass out letters from nighttime 'till noon. I make people happy as I yodel a tune. Odelay, odelay-hee-hoo. Odelay, odelay, odelay-hee-hoo. Odelay, odelay-hee-hoo. Odelay, odelay-hey.

Alison

[to Gil] I don't know where this guy came from, but return to sender... 'Cause he's a mailman, and he's... bad.

Dottie

You're very good.

I know! So when I saw on the casting call that your show was looking to add a singing mailman, I thought, "What a coincidence! You guys need a singing mailman, and I have your dirty tape!"