Tardy The Turtle quotes from Greg the Bunny

Tardy

[driving a forklift he has just picked up a bike rack with] Now I'm strong!

Tardy

[when asked by his boss if he likes Allison the network executive] I love Allison.

...then, he reached out--

He touched you?!

Tardy

Nobody's 'upposed to touch me where my bathing suit covers!

Dottie

You're not going to believe who I can get for this part! When you think of Broadway, who do you think of?

Gil

Nathan Lane?! You can get Nathan Lane?!

Dottie

No, bigger! Leo Kornelly!

Gil

Ahhh! Never heard of him.

Dottie

He's been in everything. He's huge. He's got more Tonys than the mob.

Gil

Tardy, get off the drums.

Tardy

Drumsticks can also be chicken.

Listen, I need to fill some seats tonight. Uh, how'd you like come to my play?

Tardy

I like to play with Warren.

No, uh, Tardy. I will be in a play. You understand? Performing.

Tardy

I'm not 'upposed to eat the Legos.

Oh God, it's like talking to Keanu Reeves.