Chelsea quotes from Greg the Bunny

Oh. Hi. I, uh, I must've, uh, dozed off.

Jimmy

Right next to the killer dog, no less.

Oh, aren't they cute.

Well. Yeah. You know, uh, he does seem much calmer, doesn't he? I guess we patched things up.

Oh my God. Oh my God. James, what did he do to my dog?! Make it stop!

Jimmy

Hey, what happened?

Oh, Jimmy. Come on--what do you want me to say, man? You want me to say that Jack came over here, neutered the pooch and replaced his kabangers with Sammy Davis, Jr.'s eyes? Is that what you want me to say?

He attacked me.

You must have been taunting him!

Oh, you know, you should be a rape counselor.

Okay, you're apologizing to him?

Jimmy

Yeah, well, look--

He castrated my dog!

You castrated my best friend.

Hey, James. Winston had a little accident on your lawn.

Ooh, is he dead? Oh. That kind of accident.