Greg the Bunny quotes from Greg the Bunny

History is filled with fathers and sons who just can't get along. Oedipus and Mr. Oedipus. Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader. Son of Sam and Sam. You know, it makes you wonder if fathers and sons will always be destined to collide.

So no one likes to be the bad guy. Well, alright, except for skilled character actors like Alan Rickman. But the point is, you know, if you're the one calling the shots, well, then there's always going to be some people who get, well, pissed. But there are also always going to be people who will look out for you, and make sure that they've got you covered no matter what comes down.

Being in a position of authority rarely makes you popular. In high school, I thought my service as a hall monitor might have gotten me elected homecoming king. But instead, it made me the football team's favorite toilet brush.

You know, I really learned something that day. Something besides the fact that Jimmy has to get a new car, because, let me tell you, these little side trips to the cemetery are way too emotionally draining. I learned that, you know, even though it's scary to let go of the past, being able to do so is a true test of character.

Sometimes we get so attached to things that it becomes hard to move on. Things like old cars... bad relationships... my pet snake who loved to sleep in the driveway.

So what could've been Jimmy's worst day turned out to be his best. Not just because he got to see that hot girl in her underwear, but because he finally got to see how much his father really does care about him. And me, I got to have a cool adventure in a stolen car with a Goonie! Oh, and as far as Warren was concerned, Corey Feldman finally got what he deserved. And, incidentally, Jimmy's worst day did come the following Tuesday, when my new pal, Corey, gave me a videotape, and I brought it to work.

We all have good days and bad days. The best day of my life was when the whole 4th grade started using my catchphrase, "Skatchamagowza!" Well, today, it was shaping up to be the best day of Jimmy's life.

Jimmy

Look, Greg, we had a deal. You support us while I finish medical school.

Oh, Jimmy, please. "Medical School" is a ridiculous name for a comic book.

Jimmy

It's a graphic novel. This is serious literature. See, the kid, and he breaks his arm, and the evil doctors come, and, "Where are you taking me?" "We're taking you to Medical School!"

Oh, Jesus, we're gonna starve.

Hey, Jimmy. Didja see what's on TV?

Jimmy

What?

Not me!

Sorry. It's just that, I mean, I--I love you! I--I've seen everything you've ever done! "Godspell," um, "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat"...

Yes, well, if it was lame and about Jesus, I was there.

Wow. Count Blah, can I just say that you scared the piss out of me. And I mean that from the heart, sir.

Blah

Please. You may call me Blah, blah.

Okay. Blah Blah.

Blah

No. Just Blah... blah.

Just... Blah Blah.

Blah

Blah! My boy, it is simple. Just Blah... blah.

Just Blah... Blah.

Blah

Look, don't turn this into a frickin' Abbott and Costello routine, okay? Just call me Blah, and leave it at that.

[singing] Snowball, snowball, what do you do with snowfall? You ball it up, and make it stick, and then you hurl it like a brick. Snowball, you are my best friend. Snowball, your love never ends. Whether you are white or yellow, you are sure my favorite fellow. Snowball, I'm in love with you. Snowball, you complete me. Snowball, you make me rock my world.

Alison

You're right. He's cute. He's quick. He does improv. He's like Robin Williams.

Gil

Yeah. Only not as furry.

Yeah, well, at least you have a job. It is impossible for a puppet to find work out there.

Jimmy

Well, they're hiring at the arcade.

Yeah. Dollar fifty an hour to be a whack-a-mole. I don't think so. You should see the guy I'd be replacing. Talks like Mohammed Ali.

Why didn't you just call a doctor?

Oh, yes, there's a fine way to make my case with the network. "Oh, I am not overweight, I tell you. And, by the way, here's the bill from when my ass exploded."

Oh. Hi. I, uh, I must've, uh, dozed off.

Jimmy

Right next to the killer dog, no less.

Oh, aren't they cute.

Well. Yeah. You know, uh, he does seem much calmer, doesn't he? I guess we patched things up.