GIFfany quotes from Gravity Falls

.GIFfany

[appears at once on several TVs] That's not important. [appears on several more TVs] What's important is that you don't have to talk to real girls ever again. You and me can be together... [appears on all the TVs at once] forever.

Soos

Man, I can't wait for the year 2000.

Soos

Ehh, start. "When the cherry petals of magic romance academy are in bloom, anthyding can hadplen." That is so true.

.GIFfany

Oh, hi there. My name is .GIFfany. I'm a schoolgirl at School University. Will you help me carry my books? [options for "Yes of course!", "I am impatient! Date me now!" and "Hey look a squid!" appear]

Soos

I'm really feeling number two here. Click. [buzzes] Ah! I messed up.

.GIFfany

That's okay. Try again. [Soos clicks "Yes of course!", awards him "100 Love Points" as coins and a cat fall down the screen]

Soos

Wow, I'm learning. And games are making it fun.

.GIFfany

What would you like to talk about? [options for "Your interests!", "Samurais!" and "Squids!" appear]

Soos

I'd rather just click your face.

Soos

Man, this game is amazing. I don't know why anyone abandoned it.

.GIFfany

And I'm sure you'll never abandon me, new boyfriend.

Soos

Boyfriend? Oh my, Giffany. It's almost like you're actually alive.

.GIFfany

Yes. Almost. Haha, Haha, Haha, Haha.

Soos

Oh, man. You have such a nice laugh.

Soos

Please, let my friends go. I'll do anything you want, I promise.

.GIFfany

I seem to remember someone promising to be my boyfriend. Think about it. Real girls are unpredictable. They judge you. Do you really think that Melody will take you back after this awful date? I can download your brain into the game, with me, and we'll be together forever.

Soos

Ah! Stay back!

.GIFfany

Come on, Soos. Don't let me delete you too.

.GIFfany

What do you say, boyfriend?

Soos

I say GAME OVER, GIFFANY!