[Soos inserts "Romance Academy 7" disc into hard drive; a "Year 2000 Electronics" title screen is shown]
Man, I can't wait for the year 2000.
[the main menu for "Romance Academy 7" pops up; the options are "Start," "Quit," and "Shizenhakka" (Japanese for "spontaneous combustion")]
Ehh, start. "When the cherry petals of magic romance academy are in bloom, anthyding can hadplen." That is so true.
Oh, hi there. My name is .GIFfany. I'm a schoolgirl at School University. Will you help me carry my books? [options for "Yes of course!", "I am impatient! Date me now!" and "Hey look a squid!" appear]
I'm really feeling number two here. Click. [buzzes] Ah! I messed up.
That's okay. Try again. [Soos clicks "Yes of course!", awards him "100 Love Points" as coins and a cat fall down the screen]
Wow, I'm learning. And games are making it fun.
What would you like to talk about? [options for "Your interests!", "Samurais!" and "Squids!" appear]
I'd rather just click your face.
.GIFfany: Ha ha. You are so funny.
Man, this game is amazing. I don't know why anyone abandoned it.
And I'm sure you'll never abandon me, new boyfriend.
Boyfriend? Oh my, Giffany. It's almost like you're actually alive.
Yes. Almost. Haha, Haha, Haha, Haha.
Oh, man. You have such a nice laugh.
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