“Dipper, you're a lifeguard! Give him CPR!” – Mabel, Gravity Falls ... TV Quotes Database

Dipper, you're a lifeguard! Give him CPR!

Mermen don't breathe air!

Then give him reverse CPR, doi!

[Repeatedly fills his mouth with water and spits it into Mermando's] I hate this, I hate this.

[Takes a picture of Dipper and Mermando with their lips together] Haha, blackmail.

[Mermando sits up, able to breathe again.]

Thank you for saving me, but why didn't you just roll me into the lake?

[Shot widens to reveal them sitting a few feet away from the edge of the lake]

Agh!

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