Did someone order a thanksgiving spread?
ChuckYou just cost my dimwitted doorman his holiday bonus.
Don't blame him. I told him you called for a stripper and obviously, I'm a convincing one. I've come to kidnap you and bring you to Serena and Dan's Thanksgiving.
Chuck
I'm not going anywhere you are, unless you want me to call security.
Don't be a Grumpy Gus. Bart and Lilly won't be there. Come on, let's get you cleaned up.
Chuck
What part of our last conversation do you not understand. As long as I cannot defeat my father, we can never be together.
Just because we can't live happily ever after, doesn't mean we can't have a little fun once in a while.
Chuck
We made a pact. Need I remind you, what that means?
But it's been too long since Monaco. Pocahontas needs her John Smith.
Chuck
I always thought of myself as a more John Rolfe kind of man.
That's my Chuck. You can play both, after dinner.
Chuck
And you're sure Lilly and Bart are gone?
They are. And now, so is my appetite. When was the last time you showered?
Chuck
Only if you'll join me.
So, you kill him [Bart] or not? Cause if you didn't running sure makes it looks like you did.
Chuck
That's not entirely true. I didn't help him. Who shoved who first, who got hit, I don't even remember.
It was self defense. Bart tried to kill you on that plane.
Chuck
I saved myself and I fought back. I don't feel guilty but it doesn't mean I'm not. Anyway, Bart made it clear, he owns Captain Donelly.
[To Jack] Can you help us get out of here? A nice deserted island with no extradition treaties. [To Chuck] We don't need money, we can, live off the land.
As much as I'd love to see you spear fishing in a coconut bikini, I uh, I had another thought. Were there cameras up on that roof?
Chuck
Bart turned them off.
Because he was going to kill you.
Chuck
Him and Blair.
And I won't say a word, even if they torture me, I won't speak.
I, ah, I actually had a different kind of torture in mind. Marriage! Spousal privilege means a wife cannot be forced to testify against her husband.
Chuck
Not like this Blair.
Why not? We're in love and one way or another, we both achieved our goals. And every trembling bone in my tired and scared body wants to marry you.
It's twisted but it's uh very...you. [Leaves]
Jack is right. Chuck and Blair hold hands. Chuck and Blair go to the movies. You said you never wanted us to be boring, well we definitely aren't that now.
Chuck
I was a stupid, child when I said those things. [Stands up and slowly removes the engagement ring from Blair's necklace] Life with you...could never be boring. [Gets down on one knee] Blair Cornelia Waldorf, will you marry me?
[Through tears of joy] Yes. Yes, I will. [They kiss]
[Officiating the wedding ceremony] Do you, Chuck take Blair to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Chuck
Three words, eight letters.
Blair, do you take Chuck to be your lawfully wedded husband?
One word, three letters. Yes!
Then, by the power vested in me by the great state of New York, I now pronounce you man and wife you may kiss the bride!
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