“It's Really Complicated” quotes from Gossip Girl

Blair

Did someone order a thanksgiving spread?

Chuck

You just cost my dimwitted doorman his holiday bonus.

Blair

Don't blame him. I told him you called for a stripper and obviously, I'm a convincing one. I've come to kidnap you and bring you to Serena and Dan's Thanksgiving.

Chuck

I'm not going anywhere you are, unless you want me to call security.

Blair

Don't be a Grumpy Gus. Bart and Lilly won't be there. Come on, let's get you cleaned up.

Chuck

What part of our last conversation do you not understand. As long as I cannot defeat my father, we can never be together.

Blair

Just because we can't live happily ever after, doesn't mean we can't have a little fun once in a while.

Chuck

We made a pact. Need I remind you, what that means?

Blair

But it's been too long since Monaco. Pocahontas needs her John Smith.

Chuck

I always thought of myself as a more John Rolfe kind of man.

Blair

That's my Chuck. You can play both, after dinner.

Chuck

And you're sure Lilly and Bart are gone?

Blair

They are. And now, so is my appetite. When was the last time you showered?

Chuck

Only if you'll join me.

Serena

[Reading Dan's chapter on her] "Serena is nothing, she's a golden shell. give her love and she'll do anything you want."

Dan

Serena, I know you're upset-

Serena

"With daddy issues like these, it's not hard to push the right buttons and once you do, the most powerful girl on the upper East Side has no power at all." I would understand if you had written this in the spring. You were so mad at me then. Why would your write this now?

Dan

Why-why not now? It's no less true than it was then.

Serena

I'm confused. So, has everything that's happened since Cotillion been a lie? The Vespa? The bar? Did you ask someone to stop the elevator?

Dan

Vanya...I told him I was trying to win you back. But everything I've said...about how I feel is the truth.

Serena

That's not possible. That doesn't make sense. You couldn't say these things about me if you loved me. I invited you into my home, Dan, and my world. And then you just humiliate me.

Dan

That is the issue. "My world."

Serena

Oh come on! It's a figure of speech.

Dan

No, it has always been your world and you've never let me forget it. I've always been a visitor. The poor kid from Brooklyn who you've never seen as an equal to you.

Serena

Okay, so this is your payback. Do you feel better about riding the subway to school since you made a fool of me to everyone?

Blair

Are you okay?

Serena

I don't know. But you can gloat. You were right.

Blair

For the first time ever I'm sorry I was. Well, ninety percent of me is sorry. Ten percent of me is glad I was right.

Serena

Thanksgiving is ruined once again.

Blair

Are you kidding? What is Thanksgiving without a side of drama? And pie. Apple or pumpkin?

Serena

Both.

Blair

I just got your text. What happened?

Chuck

Lily has finally seen the light. She's going to help me take down Bart. Will you go to war with me?

Blair

I thought you'd never ask.