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Blair Waldorf quotes from Gossip Girl

Played by Leighton Meester · 167 quotes · page 12 of 12

Blair Waldorf

Played by Leighton Meester

Gossip Girl · 402 quotes

Most-quoted character in Gossip Girl: in 167 of its 402 quotes
Most scenes with: Chuck Bass (65), Serena van der Woodsen (38), Nate Archibald (12)

Scenes with Blair Waldorf 135

So, you kill him [Bart] or not? Cause if you didn't running sure makes it looks like you did.

Blair

Chuck did nothing wrong.

That's not entirely true. I didn't help him. Who shoved who first, who got hit, I don't even remember.

Blair

It was self defense. Bart tried to kill you on that plane.

I saved myself and I fought back. I don't feel guilty but it doesn't mean I'm not. Anyway, Bart made it clear, he owns Captain Donelly.

Blair

[To Jack] Can you help us get out of here? A nice deserted island with no extradition treaties. [To Chuck] We don't need money, we can, live off the land.

As much as I'd love to see you spear fishing in a coconut bikini, I uh, I had another thought. Were there cameras up on that roof?

Bart turned them off.

Blair

Because he was going to kill you.

So who saw you up there?

Him and Blair.

Blair

And I won't say a word, even if they torture me, I won't speak.

I, ah, I actually had a different kind of torture in mind. Marriage! Spousal privilege means a wife cannot be forced to testify against her husband.

Not like this Blair.

Blair

Why not? We're in love and one way or another, we both achieved our goals. And every trembling bone in my tired and scared body wants to marry you.

It's twisted but it's uh very...you. [Leaves]

Blair

Jack is right. Chuck and Blair hold hands. Chuck and Blair go to the movies. You said you never wanted us to be boring, well we definitely aren't that now.

I was a stupid, child when I said those things. [Stands up and slowly removes the engagement ring from Blair's necklace] Life with you...could never be boring. [Gets down on one knee] Blair Cornelia Waldorf, will you marry me?

Blair

[Through tears of joy] Yes. Yes, I will. [They kiss]

[Officiating the wedding ceremony] Do you, Chuck take Blair to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Three words, eight letters.

Blair, do you take Chuck to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Blair

One word, three letters. Yes!

Then, by the power vested in me by the great state of New York, I now pronounce you man and wife you may kiss the bride!

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