And then I said to Justin Timberlake, "That's not eggnog!"
“Extraordinary Merry Christmas” · Season 3, Episode 9
In this episode: Rory (8), Finn Hudson (7), Kurt Hummel (6), Rachel Berry (6), Sam Evans (5), Blaine Anderson (4), Artie Abrams (4), Puck (3)
Say, are you dressed like Luke Skywalker and Han Solo?
No. That's copyright infringement! Any resemblance to Star Wars characters is purely coincidental!
PPuck
Hey guys, why the long faces? It's Christmas Eve, or something.
[Bell ringing]
Oh my goodness! Could it be? Could it be?
[walks out ringing bell and wearing elf costume]
ABAll but Rory
Itchy the Holiday Elf!
We asked our friend Itchy to stop by and read us a light-hearted, heart-warming, upbeat Christmas tale: Frosty the Snowman.
Actually, I was going to read that, but I searched my heart, and I am going to read one from a different book. I think it's something that's going to remind people what the true spirit of Christmas really is.
Are sure you don't wanna read Frosty? We all really wanna hear Frosty!
You guys finally came around!
Well, I guess you can thank Rory for helping us see the light.
I was just following my Christmas sponsor's lead.
I just hope that the pig Barbara inspires the children that eat her as much as the real Barbara inspired me.
These bells make me homesick.
You mean like church bells and stuff?
No. My brother Seamus gets lost all the time, So my dad made him wear a bell around his neck so we can always find him.
Smart.
Sam, I was wondering if you'd like to be my Valentine's Day sponsor as well. I mean, you did such a good job being a Christmas sponsor, I figured you'd have no problem helping me land a snog or two by February.
Deal. But you have to help me learn to perfect my Sean Connery. I'm telling you, impressions are the best way to get a chick.
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