“Father and son always share personality flaws.” quotes from Gin Tama

Otose

I don't give a damn if you're the number one inventor in Edo. For all I've seen, all you do is scrap metal. It's time we from Kabuki-cho dealt with you. [blows smoke from her cigarette.] Alright boys, your turn now.

Shinpachi

[on a microphone, with heavy feedback] Well, first of all, I'm Shinpachi Shimura from Kabuki-cho. Pleased to meet you all.

Otose

Enough! Make him shut up for God's sake! Why the hell is he so noisy?! It feels like our noses are ringing!

Gintoki

The best way to stop a bothersome guy is by outbothering him! If someone is never defeated, then he'll never understand others' pain!

Otose

It's you who don't understand it! My eardrums are about to explode!!!

Gintoki

What are you talking about?! It's Shinpachi who's suffering the most here! He's the one who has to sing and show the world how tone-deaf he is!

Hiraga

Hey, Saburo! Stop wasting time and throw them outta here!

Saburo

[holding Gintoki by the head] Understood.

Hiraga

Whaaa? Uh-uh-hey, wai--

Gintoki

One cup of tea, please.

Saburo

Understood.

Hiraga

Saburo! Why are you obeying him?! Get me outta here!

Gintoki

Hey, these things you make are actually pretty useful, old man. Can I have one of these walking trashcans? [Saburo pours hot tea on Gintoki's head.] Ouch! That hurts!!

Hiraga

[laughing] Serves you right! Saburo can only understand a few words. And he'll attack whoever insults or attacks him. [to Saburo] Well! Now that you've learned, untie me now! Make it quick, you pile of junk! [Saburo punches him.]

Hiraga

Since the Shogun appears so rarely, I've been requested by the Shogunate to make a presentation with my robots. What'll I do? If I don't have it ready in time, I'll have to commit seppuku!

Gintoki

That reminds me, we left some curry cooking at home. [he, Shinpachi and Kagura run away carrying one of Saburo's arms]

Hijikata

[briefing the Shinsengumi] If you see anyone who looks suspicious, don't hesitate in arresting him. I will assume all responsibility.

Okita

Really? Well then, if I see a samurai, I'll kill him, and you'll assume the responsibility.

Hijikata

Well, everyone, forget what I just said.

Kagura

So, you'll give me anything I can shoot at?

Hasegawa

Yeah, if you can hit it! Aim carefully...

Kagura

Gimme the shades, old fart.

Hasegawa

You got it all wrong! You're supposed to aim at these things right-- [gets his watch shot.]

Okita

[brandishing another rifle.] Give me the watch. [stares at Kagura.]

Hasegawa

Heeey, wait a second! Hold on! I know I said I'd give you anything you'd hit, but not my own things! You hear?! [Kagura and Okita point at him and start shooting as Shinpachi watches.]

Kagura

Got your beard!

Okita

Got your overcoat.

Kagura

Got one of your nipples!

Hijikata

What the...

Yamazaki

I was in a hurry, so I accidentally tripped and fell on my way. I am terribly sorry. I realize my carelessness.

Hijikata

Yeah? Well I think that sauce around your mouth was even more careless.

Gintoki

So, this was all your doing, Takasugi.

My doing? Don't make me laugh. I just saw what he wanted and offered a hand. I know of his suffering. After all, the dark beast of revenge lies within me too. "Let's avenge our comrades!", "let's give the enemy a taste of our suffering!", "let's kill them!", "let's kill 'em all!"... These words keep ringing in my ears, nonstop. Can you hear them, Gintoki? ...No. I'm sure you can't. Someone like you, who left it all behind due to blissful indifference, could never understand it.

Gintoki

Takasugi, if you underestimate me, then you're in trouble. I, too, am breeding a beast.

[thinking] I... can't move...

Gintoki

Not a dark one, but a white one. And its name... is Sadaharu! [throws a punch]

Kondo

[dramatically] Oh no! My famous Kotetsu sword is broken! That cannot be!!! Toushi... My Kotetsu... Impossible!

Hijikata

Shut up! This is no time to talk about it!

Kondo

But I'm still paying its benefits... It can't be!

Saburo

[last words] O-old... man... I... li-liked you better... covered up in oil... happy... pl-playing with your... machines... li-like a kid... covered up in mud... but still... playing... happily... th-that's how I... liked... [deactivates]

Hiraga

Why... Why must it always end like this?

Gintoki

Well, I'm sure it's enough for you to live on through old age.

Katsura

Anyone can show his fangs if it is to protect something. But you, without anything to protect, are nothing but a wild beast, Takasugi.

Being a wild beast is okay by me. I don't need or want to protect anything. All I want is destruction. To break stuff until this beast stops moaning.