What is this feeling, this tightness in the chest, this anger mixed with paralyzing weakness?
You've been Gilmored!
S6You've Been Gilmored
Hey for me the jury's out on all you guys...you can thank Brad Pitt for that one.
I don't believe it.
What?
Did you not see those two girls?
No, why?
They totally checked you out.
They did? Hehe, cool!
It's the same way with Mom, I swear. I hate having hot parents!
Having a bad reaction to an onion brick.
What part of onion brick do you not understand?
I gave dad his tour today. It was nice. He saw the campus. We had dinner.
Oh, how very 7th Heaven of you.
S6A Vineyard Valentine
BBill
Professor Wallace wants a correction to the interview we printed with him. He wants to clarify that he, in fact, referred to his department's problems with the advisory board as a, quote, us and them thing, unquote.
What did we print originally?
BBill
S & M thing
I wonder if there's a connection between the shape of lighthouses, ferries, spermaceti, and Gayhead. Hahaha.
Freeze-dried spaghetti?
Just add hot water. Eat it out of the bag.
Am I gonna find hot water in there?
[pulls out a mini burner]
I got to heat it up on the stove.
Oh...my God.
It's a bowie knife. To cut fish, cut tree limbs.
To amputate a leg?
Not a leg. It could do a foot.
You didn't know we wouldn't be performing surgery on each other?
I wanted to be prepared.
Oh wow. I was like in a zen, trance. I was totally somewhere else.
Oooh I was in Greece, where were you?
Bergdoff Goodman.
When you reach a zen trance you go to Bergdoff Goodman?
To each his own. Thanks Ron, Jerry.
I didn't know the gym had masseurs.
No, Ron and Jerry work for the laundry service but they have missed their calling.
You got laundry guys to give you a massage?
Never underestimate the persuasive powers of Lorelai Gilmore.
This would deffinately do a foot.
S6Bridesmaids Revisited
I want to get the healthy glow of someone who goes consistently to the gym without actually having to go of course.
I'm pretty sure it was Brigitte Nielsen and Kareem Abdul-Jabar sat right in front of me.
Brigitte and Kareem showed up huh? I swear any place with free cheese and crackers, they are there.
And just remember. If things don't go well. We will stop loving you...we'll be rooting for you.
Well it's not really a root for me kind of thing.
Well we brought foam fingers.
And we're planning on doing the wave if things get dull.
Dud? :[hand's Christopher a Milk Dud]
She's Anthony-Michael-Hall-in-Breakfast-Club smart.
I'm very proud, and mystified...Oh it's the new nanny.
Oh...does Sienna know about this?
These snotty private schools are impossible. Their waiting lists, and psychological tests, and blood samples, and sworn oaths, and dark backroom promises, and every single headmistress looks like Dick Cheney.
Just so you know that cat bites, scratches, and sprays and I'm pretty sure it's in heat.
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