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Gilmore Girls · Season 6

Lorelai and Luke in “A Vineyard Valentine”

Lorelai

Freeze-dried spaghetti?

Luke

Just add hot water. Eat it out of the bag.

Lorelai

Am I gonna find hot water in there?

[pulls out a mini burner]

Luke

I got to heat it up on the stove.

Lorelai

Oh...my God.

Luke

It's a bowie knife. To cut fish, cut tree limbs.

Lorelai

To amputate a leg?

Luke

Not a leg. It could do a foot.

Lorelai

You didn't know we wouldn't be performing surgery on each other?

Luke

I wanted to be prepared.

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