Chris quotes from Gilmore Girls

Lorelai

[finding Rory and Logan in the middle of making-out] Grandma wants a picture.

Rory

Of this?

Lorelai

Rory? What are you doing? You're at your grandparent's vow renewal thing- whatever. They're out there. God! Rory I swear!

Rory? Rory's here?

Lorelai

Don't Chris, it's alright.

[seeing Rory and Logan looking disheveled] What the hell are you doing in there with my daughter? Stay away from her! That is my daughter! I'm gonna kick your ass! Im gonna kick your ass, you little weasel!

Lorelai

Out!

Who's that guy, Lorelai?

Lorelai

Calm down Christopher, you're drunk!

Calm down? There's a guy in there pawing my daughter!

Luke

What guy? There's a guy in there with Rory?

Luke

[stares at Logan] You, hands off her, I mean it! Hands in the air! I wanna see hands in the air!

Lorelai

Out! Uh, you guys better use the back way out of here.

Rory

But dad, and Luke...

Lorelai

I'll take care of dad and Luke, please go! Now go! [turns to Logan] You must be Logan, I'm Lorelai.

Logan

Uh, nice to meet you.

It’s none of your business what’s going on with Rory.

Luke

It sure the hell is my business.

Lorelai

Oh, guys, please!

Rory is my daughter. Mine.

Luke

Oh, really? Well then, where the hell were you when she got the chicken pox and would only eat mashed potatoes for a week, or where were you when she graduated high school, or started college? Huh? Who the hell moved her mattress into her dorm, and out of her dorm and back into her dorm again?

Rory

I don't believe it.

What?

Rory

Did you not see those two girls?

No, why?

Rory

They totally checked you out.

They did? Hehe, cool!

Rory

It's the same way with Mom, I swear. I hate having hot parents!