Can I use the fun cutter thingy?
Not if you call it the fun cutter thingy.
Please?
Cut the box, not your hand.
Good tip. You should teach.
S1 E19Emily in Wonderland
So what time does the judgmental express arrive?
Grandma gets here at noon.
That's amazing. What did you use?
I don't know. We got it from one of those late night tv-ads. Apparently it also gets rust off nails and hinges, waxes your car perfectly and weather-proofs windows and doors.
S1 E20P.S.: I Lo…
Hey, I have a huge dilemma that I need your opinion on!
[annoyed] What?
Am I more beautiful today than I was yesterday?
Oh boy.
I'm just not sure. 'Cause at first, I looked in the mirror and I thought, 'Yes, definitely a huge improvement!'
Can I have my pillow back?
And then I thought, 'Maybe it's not that I'm more beautiful today, maybe I was just as beautiful yesterday, only I lacked the self-esteem to recognize it!'
Where's my tie?
In your drawer?
I'm looking in the drawer.
Mm, check the living room.
Why would my tie be in the living room?
Because it's been seeing the doily on the coffee table. I'm sorry, I did not want you to find out this way!
[finding Rory at her parents' house] So, last time I saw you, you said 'I'll see you at home.' You want to fill in the blanks?
I don't know. I just had to get out, go anywhere.
So you picked Hell?
[on the phone] Hmm, what are you wearing?
Nothing.
You must be very popular.
And chilly.
I'll be dead tomorrow. I plan on flinging myself off the roof tonight right in the middle of Pittie Salinger's opening speech.
Pittie Salinger is a dear friend and you will be nice to her.
Pittie Salinger is a dipsomaniac. I'm going to bring my newspaper.
S1 E21Love, Daisies, and Troubadours
That's right. You are. You're fixing my porch rail. . . . At six thirty in the morning!
It was the only time I could do it.
Why? Why?
It was broken. I noticed last time I was here. It could hurt somebody.
Luke, we sleep around here. Okay, we like it. It makes us pretty and keeps us from killing our crazy friends.
You're gonna wake the neighbors.
UGH! Could you pound one more thing while you're out here? Your head! And a for-sale sign on the lawn because we're moving. So that's two things. The sign and your head. And in that order 'cause otherwise you'll be too dizzy to do the sign thing.
The freaking Blue Man Group is outside our house!
I was sleeping through it!
It had to have woken you up.
No my insane mother, Margot Kidder Gilmore, woke me up.
All right, the nays have it. Let the record reflect it. Lorelai, I hope that's not food in those bags. Food is not allowed at town meetings.
No, Taylor it's not. It's, um, diapers for the little ones.
What?
Dorsal fins and Cucamonga!
What did she say?
[to Max] I confuse him till he loses his train of thought and then he moves on. Hot dog?
I don't get this, people. This man is practically a vagrant. I mean, where do you even live? What do you do for a living?
GFGrant, the first troubadour
I don't want people to know those things!
Why not?
GFGrant, the first troubadour
Because that's part of being a troubadour.
What is part of being a troubadour?
GFGrant, the first troubadour
The mystique!
Oh, this is absolutely ridiculous. [Speaking to second troubadour] Do you suscribe to this troubadour mystique?
2TThe 2nd Troubadour
I run a Kinko's in Groton.
GFGrant, the first troubadour
You see, that proves it! He doesn't respect the code. You're not supposed to talk. You're not supposed to run a Kinko's. You're supposed to speak through your music. That's the whole point.
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