“Love, Daisies, and Troubadours” quotes from Gilmore Girls

Lorelai

That's right. You are. You're fixing my porch rail. . . . At six thirty in the morning!

Luke

It was the only time I could do it.

Lorelai

Why? Why?

Luke

It was broken. I noticed last time I was here. It could hurt somebody.

Lorelai

Luke, we sleep around here. Okay, we like it. It makes us pretty and keeps us from killing our crazy friends.

Luke

You're gonna wake the neighbors.

Lorelai

UGH! Could you pound one more thing while you're out here? Your head! And a for-sale sign on the lawn because we're moving. So that's two things. The sign and your head. And in that order 'cause otherwise you'll be too dizzy to do the sign thing.

Lorelai

The freaking Blue Man Group is outside our house!

Rory

I was sleeping through it!

Lorelai

It had to have woken you up.

Rory

No my insane mother, Margot Kidder Gilmore, woke me up.

Taylor

All right, the nays have it. Let the record reflect it. Lorelai, I hope that's not food in those bags. Food is not allowed at town meetings.

Lorelai

No, Taylor it's not. It's, um, diapers for the little ones.

Taylor

What?

Lorelai

Dorsal fins and Cucamonga!

Taylor

What did she say?

Lorelai

[to Max] I confuse him till he loses his train of thought and then he moves on. Hot dog?

Taylor

I don't get this, people. This man is practically a vagrant. I mean, where do you even live? What do you do for a living?

I don't want people to know those things!

Taylor

Why not?

Because that's part of being a troubadour.

Taylor

What is part of being a troubadour?

The mystique!

Taylor

Oh, this is absolutely ridiculous. [Speaking to second troubadour] Do you suscribe to this troubadour mystique?

I run a Kinko's in Groton.

You see, that proves it! He doesn't respect the code. You're not supposed to talk. You're not supposed to run a Kinko's. You're supposed to speak through your music. That's the whole point.