I'll be dead tomorrow. I plan on flinging myself off the roof tonight right in the middle of Pittie Salinger's opening speech.
Pittie Salinger is a dear friend and you will be nice to her.
Pittie Salinger is a dipsomaniac. I'm going to bring my newspaper.
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