You sleep with one old guy, and suddenly you're Catherine Zeta-Jones.
“The Party's Over” · Season 5
In this episode: Rory Gilmore (2), Logan Huntzberger (2), Finn (2), Lorelai Gilmore (1), Luke Danes (1), Emily Gilmore (1), Paris Geller (1), Colin (1)
[Directing the setup of chairs for her party] Just move them so people can navigate around them comfortably. [They move chairs] Not that far apart. Not that far apart! Good Lord, if someone needs that much room to get around a chair they shouldn't be at a party, they should be on a treadmill.
Refill?
Sure, why not?
Because drinking is bad. It's very, very bad and we're bad for doing it. [To Rory] Spank me.
I think the hangover tomorrow will be punishment enough.
Thank you for not being related to me.
[Lorelai snickers]
That came out wrong.
No, I got it.
[Rory starts crying after Dean leaves]
[gently] You’ll be okay.
[shakes her head] No, I won't.
Okay, that's it. Back to the pool house, men. We have some serious bucking up to do here.
I swiped some Scotch.
I'll reenact the Passion of the Christ.
[The boys cheer and head inside.]
Hey Ace, nothing ever seems quite as bad after Finn's Passion of the Christ. Except Finn's Passion of the Christ. [He puts her arm around her. They go inside.]
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